Empty bar

[grumpyoldsoldier]

She turned me into a newt once.....but I got better

[Darwins Selection]

She turned me into a newt once.....but I got better

You were very newt-like at closing time yesterday.

[Barman]

She turned me into a newt once.....but I got better

Wenchy's mum turned you into a newt... and you got better? 

[grumpyoldsoldier]

She turned me into a newt once.....but I got better

You were very newt-like at closing time yesterday.

newt like? 

[grumpyoldsoldier]

She turned me into a newt once.....but I got better

Wenchy's mum turned you into a newt... and you got better? 

Yes sirree bob! The new wonder ointment with peptides, and hydroderm molecules did it for me.

[Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits)]

She turned me into a newt once.....but I got better

You were very newt-like at closing time yesterday.

newt like? 

I suspect that DS was alluding to the old expression 'As pissed as a newt' GOS

[grumpyoldsoldier]

I am so bloody fick.. please smite me... heavily!!!!!!

[Barman]

I am so bloody fick.. please smite me... heavily!!!!!!

Your wish, etc. 

[Darwins Selection]

I am so bloody fick.. please smite me... heavily!!!!!!

I imagined you were still exhausted after all that marching around the Cenotaph.

[tel]

I popped in earlier on this morning and there was no-one here!

Have people joined the Temperance Society?

Much more fun when it's like this -

[Barman]

I popped in earlier on this morning and there was no-one here!

Have people joined the Temperance Society?

Much more fun when it's like this -

Bouncer and Snoopy are both off sick.
Pussy Galore is in SA
Landlady is in the UK
Miss Piggy is with Landlady shopping
Tinkerbelle is in the UK (not with Miss Piggy or Landlady)
Nick and Wenchy are AWOL

Have I forgotten anyone?

Oh, Landlady has the painters in (snigger) as I am decorating the lounge and am covered in paint. 

[Barman]

To be fair, all the boards I browse seem to be quiet at the moment… something to do with the time of year perhaps? 

[grumpyoldsoldier]

I popped in earlier on this morning and there was no-one here!

Have people joined the Temperance Society?

Much more fun when it's like this -

Bouncer and Snoopy are both off sick.
Pussy Galore is in SA
Landlady is in the UK
Miss Piggy is with Landlady shopping
Tinkerbelle is in the UK (not with Miss Piggy or Landlady)
Nick and Wenchy are AWOL

Have I forgotten anyone?

Oh, Landlady has the painters in (snigger) as I am decorating the lounge and am covered in paint. 

And if you look closely you can just see me at the back leaning  on the piano...

[Grumpmeister]

I popped in earlier on this morning and there was no-one here!

Have people joined the Temperance Society?

Much more fun when it's like this -

Bouncer and Snoopy are both off sick.
Pussy Galore is in SA
Landlady is in the UK
Miss Piggy is with Landlady shopping
Tinkerbelle is in the UK (not with Miss Piggy or Landlady)
Nick and Wenchy are AWOL

Have I forgotten anyone?

Oh, Landlady has the painters in (snigger) as I am decorating the lounge and am covered in paint. 

Miss D has been busy with work
Ticketyboo/Boozehag has been AWOL for a while

[Barman]

I popped in earlier on this morning and there was no-one here!

Have people joined the Temperance Society?

Much more fun when it's like this -

Bouncer and Snoopy are both off sick.
Pussy Galore is in SA
Landlady is in the UK
Miss Piggy is with Landlady shopping
Tinkerbelle is in the UK (not with Miss Piggy or Landlady)
Nick and Wenchy are AWOL

Have I forgotten anyone?

Oh, Landlady has the painters in (snigger) as I am decorating the lounge and am covered in paint. 

And if you look closely you can just see me at the back leaning  on the piano...

And Wenchy serving the ale...