Just leaving work. ..
Beer time...... 
Ice-cold Carlsberg in hand now. Journey home extended as they have closed a road for repairs. Despite the fact that it's not meant to be closed until midnight...cower of shunts... 
the clocks went back......... 
Not by 2 hours they feckin didn't  
report them to the rozzers?  Obstructing the highway being an offence like
I got caught on the M25 a few years back when they closed lanes early and a 3 hour tailback resulted.  In the end the police turned up and ordered the sods to open them again.  I got a lame apology from the Highways agency and I swore next time it happened to me I'd demand proper action.
As you say cowers of shunts.