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Offline Darwins Selection

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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #525 on: February 14, 2008, 08:46:07 AM »
Quote from: Berek on February 14, 2008, 08:42:42 AM
Just an Orange Juice for me, I have a press conference at 11am in which I will offer my full confidence in the manager ahead of tonights match
Don't forget to state there is no truth in the rumours about your meeting with Sven.
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #526 on: February 14, 2008, 08:50:00 AM »
Quote from: The Moan Ranger on February 14, 2008, 08:21:26 AM
Quote from: tel on February 14, 2008, 08:15:04 AM
Well at least with Youngs bitter you don't have to rely on pumps and chillers, just the bar-maids pulling power. ;D

Very true Tel. It appears the electricity came back on sometome in the early hours - Snakey and Man Whore doubtless stayed in the pub until midnight, after all, what point was there going home? How's your office? Nice and cold?

Oh dear. They are probably in the cellar.
Will be hell to pay if Ruthless finds them.
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #527 on: February 14, 2008, 07:26:31 PM »
Quote from: Berek on February 14, 2008, 08:42:42 AM
Just an Orange Juice for me, I have a press conference at 11am in which I will offer my full confidence in the manager ahead of tonights match

 ;D ;D ;D

Team tactics? Do you have any plans to pull anybody off at half-time?
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #528 on: February 14, 2008, 07:30:19 PM »
can't remeber that last time I was pulled orf! cry:
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #529 on: February 14, 2008, 08:56:27 PM »
Quote from: Barman on February 14, 2008, 08:38:12 AM
Quote from: Uncle Mort on February 14, 2008, 08:10:24 AM
Wonderful stuff that electrickery, it's only when it goes off you realise how much you rely on it.

Half of mild please barman.
My pleasure...

Mild... you do mild, Mort I shall help you empty this keg
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #530 on: February 15, 2008, 10:02:36 AM »
Quote from: grumpyoldsoldier on February 14, 2008, 07:30:19 PM
can't remeber that last time I was pulled orf! cry:

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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #531 on: February 15, 2008, 10:12:54 AM »
Oh dear.
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #532 on: February 15, 2008, 10:13:53 AM »
I do like having my head rubbed cloud9:
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #533 on: February 15, 2008, 10:17:36 AM »
I've heard of Brass Rubbing but Brass Hat Rubbing is a bit much. whistle:
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #534 on: February 18, 2008, 08:57:38 AM »
So what is the excuse today?

Barman not up and about at 09:00 GMT? Shocking!

It is a lovely sunny and frosty morning in greenest Berkshire and I have returned from my morning constitutional and chipped the ice off the dogs feet already.
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #535 on: February 18, 2008, 08:58:36 AM »
Quote from: Darwins Selection on February 18, 2008, 08:57:38 AM
So what is the excuse today?

Barman not up and about at 09:00 GMT? Shocking!

It is a lovely sunny and frosty morning in greenest Berkshire and I have returned from my morning constitutional and chipped the ice off the dogs feet already.

I think you'll find the barman was up-and-at-it at 6am UK time...  whistle:
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #536 on: February 18, 2008, 09:13:54 AM »
Quote from: Barman on February 18, 2008, 08:58:36 AM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on February 18, 2008, 08:57:38 AM
So what is the excuse today?

Barman not up and about at 09:00 GMT? Shocking!

It is a lovely sunny and frosty morning in greenest Berkshire and I have returned from my morning constitutional and chipped the ice off the dogs feet already.

I think you'll find the barman was up-and-at-it at 6am UK time...  whistle:

No doubt, but I meant out of bed and doing honest toil.  noooo:
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #537 on: February 18, 2008, 09:18:58 AM »
Indeed...
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #538 on: February 18, 2008, 09:42:40 AM »
Daughter went to France with School, leaving at 2am this morning! I have now got up and had a bath + breakfast (Porridge 'cos it's good for me sick2:) and the  censored: piano tuner has just turned up. He is doing scales at this moment. This is not turning into a good Monday  cussing:

It is also an inset day so the boys are at home and fighting.

Blood pressure may be measured on the Richter scale as the day progresses.
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #539 on: February 18, 2008, 09:47:55 AM »
Quote from: Snoopy on February 18, 2008, 09:42:40 AM
Daughter went to France with School, leaving at 2am this morning! I have now got up and had a bath + breakfast (Porridge 'cos it's good for me sick2:) and the  censored: piano tuner has just turned up. He is doing scales at this moment. This is not turning into a good Monday  cussing:

It is also an inset day so the boys are at home and fighting.

Blood pressure may be measured on the Richter scale as the day progresses.
Poor you...

We are in the middle of a Coptic gale here - hatches battoned down, etc.  scared2:
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