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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #630 on: February 26, 2008, 10:37:48 AM »
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Has everyone got writer's block or something, it's very quiet!

I am just going to nip up to the Post Office to get the tax for the car and SORN the motorcycle. I am dreading it, as I will be the youngest person in there by about 40 years...
Why SORN it?

Don't tell him I said so but I suspect Mrs TMR (to be) has said something cutting about boys toys and time to act your age etc.
I thought Mrs. TMR (to be) had a bike too?  rubschin:
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #631 on: February 26, 2008, 10:39:27 AM »
Can it be that a carry cot will not fit a motorcycle ....... or am I just starting a rumour?

Are we, in fact, going to be a Grandpub?
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #632 on: February 26, 2008, 10:41:05 AM »
Quote from: Snoopy on February 26, 2008, 10:39:27 AM
Can it be that a carry cot will not fit a motorcycle ....... or am I just starting a rumour?

Are we, in fact, going to be a Grandpub?
Ah... that'll be it!

Congratulations TMR!  happ096

We won't have to have 'baby changing' in the bogs now will we?  noooo:
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #633 on: February 26, 2008, 10:44:05 AM »
Quote from: Barman on February 26, 2008, 10:41:05 AM
Quote from: Snoopy on February 26, 2008, 10:39:27 AM
Can it be that a carry cot will not fit a motorcycle ....... or am I just starting a rumour?

Are we, in fact, going to be a Grandpub?
Ah... that'll be it!

Congratulations TMR!  happ096

We won't have to have 'baby changing' in the bogs now will we?  noooo:

If you want the benefit of seeing her get 'em out to feed the beast then the least you can do is allow it to be changed on the bar. After all who would notice any extra shite in here anyway?


But we may be getting ahead of ourselves. TMR has gone very quiet however.
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #634 on: February 26, 2008, 10:50:09 AM »
Quote from: Snoopy on February 26, 2008, 10:44:05 AM
Quote from: Barman on February 26, 2008, 10:41:05 AM
Quote from: Snoopy on February 26, 2008, 10:39:27 AM
Can it be that a carry cot will not fit a motorcycle ....... or am I just starting a rumour?

Are we, in fact, going to be a Grandpub?
Ah... that'll be it!

Congratulations TMR!  happ096

We won't have to have 'baby changing' in the bogs now will we?  noooo:

If you want the benefit of seeing her get 'em out to feed the beast then the least you can do is allow it to be changed on the bar. After all who would notice any extra shite in here anyway?


But we may be getting ahead of ourselves. TMR has gone very quiet however.
rubschin: We should see them before we decide...  whistle:
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #635 on: February 26, 2008, 11:15:58 AM »
Quote from: Snoopy on February 26, 2008, 10:33:31 AM
Quote from: Barman on February 26, 2008, 10:31:40 AM
Quote from: The Moan Ranger on February 26, 2008, 10:28:31 AM
Has everyone got writer's block or something, it's very quiet!

I am just going to nip up to the Post Office to get the tax for the car and SORN the motorcycle. I am dreading it, as I will be the youngest person in there by about 40 years...
Why SORN it?

Don't tell him I said so but I suspect Mrs TMR (to be) has said something cutting about boys toys and time to act your age etc.

Au contraire. Mrs TMR (to be) also has a GSXR750 and is somewhat annoyed that I am SORNing mine, as she intends to rides hers in the not too distant future. I shall be riding various Classic motorcycles, owned by a friend up the road.
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #636 on: February 26, 2008, 11:20:11 AM »
 sad24: So we are not going to be a Grandpub afterall. sad24:
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #637 on: February 26, 2008, 11:28:40 AM »
Quote from: Snoopy on February 26, 2008, 11:20:11 AM
sad24: So we are not going to be a Grandpub afterall. sad24:

Think you will have to turn to Wenchy or Miss Piggy for that.
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #638 on: February 26, 2008, 11:30:47 AM »
 rubschin:  do you think they would be ....... er................. receptive?
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #639 on: February 26, 2008, 11:35:35 AM »
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #640 on: February 26, 2008, 11:38:55 AM »
Quote from: Bar Wench on February 26, 2008, 11:35:35 AM
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Sorry, the eyes aren't what they were ............. does that say No?
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #641 on: February 26, 2008, 11:43:04 AM »
I would also like to scotch any rumous of Mrs TMR (to be) being with child. There's only one person that gets to suck on those fun bags  eyes:

The Post Office was full of the usual assortment of horrors, from the masses of blue-rinsed wrinklies with hair piled high (don't get jealous Barman) to the old-time rocker with his quiff magnificently held in place by half a tub of Brylcreem (don't jet jealous Barman), the hordes of single mothers with prams sending rudimentary tat that they have sold on eBay, Mbunko Ungrunto trying to make a fruadulent claim of some sort, the pissed young Irish fella (masses of curly black hair - don't get jealous Barman - and a T-Shirt sporting a leprechaun) who probably thought he was in O'Neills, the middle eastern woman sending a £500 postal order to Iran (!) and the young boy that served me and held his pen the way chimps hold paintbrushes their toes.

You never have the napalm when you need it, do you.
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #642 on: February 26, 2008, 11:45:55 AM »
 lol: lol: lol:
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #643 on: February 26, 2008, 11:48:44 AM »
When Mrs Nick and I were first destined to be wed I was told I need a licence. Being inexperienced I queued up at the local Post Office (Arndale, Wandsworth) for about half an hour. When I got to the counter and asked the woman shrieked "Marriage Licence? Not here." So I bought some stamps instead
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #644 on: February 26, 2008, 11:49:40 AM »
Quote from: Nick on February 26, 2008, 11:48:44 AM
When Mrs Nick and I were first destined to be wed I was told I need a licence. Being inexperienced I queued up at the local Post Office (Arndale, Wandsworth) for about half an hour. When I got to the counter and asked the woman shrieked "Marriage Licence? Not here." So I bought some stamps instead
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