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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #855 on: April 16, 2008, 08:06:43 AM »
In your defense, being in a supermarket with a woman does seem to suck time, I never have any clue how long I've been in one for. So it is no wonder your timing was a bit off.

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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #856 on: April 16, 2008, 09:31:13 AM »
I shall take the word of an expert shopper and having done so return to shopping via Asda or Tesco ONLINE.
Life is too short for supermarket shopping!
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #857 on: April 16, 2008, 09:32:03 AM »
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« Reply #858 on: April 16, 2008, 09:32:38 AM »
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #859 on: April 16, 2008, 09:33:03 AM »
Feeling unwell are we?
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #860 on: April 16, 2008, 09:46:11 AM »
I feel very well today, it's amazing what not drinking copious Young's of an evening can do. All this good work will be undone tonight, however, when I shall probably drink a gallon or two whilst watching the big match.

Still, it's pretty cheap in the club - £2.50 for a pretty decent pint of Guinness.

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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #861 on: April 16, 2008, 09:46:53 AM »
I sense a theme developing in TMR's life noooo:
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #862 on: April 16, 2008, 09:57:18 AM »
Feeling unwell are we?
No, I feel Greeeeeeeeaaaaaaat!  happy088
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #863 on: April 16, 2008, 10:01:35 AM »
Feeling unwell are we?
No, I feel Greeeeeeeeaaaaaaat!  happy088

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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #864 on: April 16, 2008, 10:04:40 AM »
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #865 on: April 16, 2008, 10:05:44 AM »
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #866 on: April 16, 2008, 10:13:20 AM »
And this?

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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #867 on: April 16, 2008, 10:13:50 AM »
Oh yes, and those stupid tiger tails that folks had sticking out of their filler caps.

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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #868 on: April 16, 2008, 10:15:44 AM »
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #869 on: April 16, 2008, 10:16:53 AM »
See also;Double Diamond

and Brew XI (for the men of the Midlands) sick2:
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