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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #1350 on: July 22, 2008, 05:11:40 PM »
My relationship the lovely Donna is pure  cloud9:

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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #1351 on: July 22, 2008, 06:05:07 PM »
Donna?

Sounds a bit down market.  noooo:

Does she work evenings in the kebab van?
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #1352 on: July 22, 2008, 06:36:03 PM »
She is , regrettably, Scottish. Otherwise she is Yumster  eyes: eyes: eyes: eyes:
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #1353 on: July 22, 2008, 11:11:32 PM »
Quote from: Nick on July 22, 2008, 06:36:03 PM
She is , regrettably, Scottish. Otherwise she is Yumster  eyes: eyes: eyes: eyes:
Ginger and hirsute then?
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #1354 on: July 23, 2008, 04:23:21 AM »
Quote from: Nick on July 22, 2008, 06:36:03 PM
She is , regrettably, Scottish. Otherwise she is Yumster  eyes: eyes: eyes: eyes:
Scottish! point:

The wedding before the one I attended yesterday was Scottish... they had a piper...  noooo: and wore tartan...  noooo:  and I couldn't understand a word any of them said... and the women were all munters... and heavily with child or with children with snotty noses hanging around their legs...  whistle:

I'm sure kebab Donna is lovely though...  happy001

Take her a deep fried Mars Bar next time you go...  whistle:
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #1355 on: July 23, 2008, 05:36:15 AM »
Quote from: Barman on July 23, 2008, 04:23:21 AM
...children with snotty noses hanging around their legs...  whistle:


How bizarre
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #1356 on: July 23, 2008, 05:39:19 AM »
Quote from: Just One More on July 23, 2008, 05:36:15 AM
Quote from: Barman on July 23, 2008, 04:23:21 AM
...children with snotty noses hanging around their legs...  whistle:


How bizarre
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...children hanging around their legs with snotty noses then...  ::)
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #1357 on: July 23, 2008, 07:57:03 AM »
Donna is a brunette with a Kirsty Young-style accent.

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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #1358 on: July 23, 2008, 07:58:09 AM »
Quote from: Nick on July 23, 2008, 07:57:03 AM
Donna is a brunette with a Kirsty Young-style accent.

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And children hanging around her legs with snotty noses?  whistle:
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #1359 on: July 23, 2008, 07:58:42 AM »
Quote from: Barman on July 23, 2008, 04:23:21 AM
Quote from: Nick on July 22, 2008, 06:36:03 PM
She is , regrettably, Scottish. Otherwise she is Yumster  eyes: eyes: eyes: eyes:
Scottish! point:

The wedding before the one I attended yesterday was Scottish... they had a piper...  noooo: and wore tartan...  noooo:  and I couldn't understand a word any of them said... and the women were all munters... and heavily with child or with children with snotty noses hanging around their legs...  whistle:

I'm sure kebab Donna is lovely though...  happy001

Take her a deep fried Mars Bar next time you go...  whistle:

Wasn't the last wedding you attended before yesterday's Miss Piggy's?  rubschin:
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #1360 on: July 23, 2008, 08:08:08 AM »
He spends a lot of time watching people get married.
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #1361 on: July 23, 2008, 08:19:19 AM »
Quote from: Nick on July 23, 2008, 07:57:03 AM
Donna is a brunette with a Kirsty Young-style accent.

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This fantasy is growing by the hour.
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #1362 on: July 23, 2008, 08:27:29 AM »
Quote from: Bar Wench on July 23, 2008, 07:58:42 AM
Quote from: Barman on July 23, 2008, 04:23:21 AM
Quote from: Nick on July 22, 2008, 06:36:03 PM
She is , regrettably, Scottish. Otherwise she is Yumster  eyes: eyes: eyes: eyes:
Scottish! point:

The wedding before the one I attended yesterday was Scottish... they had a piper...  noooo: and wore tartan...  noooo:  and I couldn't understand a word any of them said... and the women were all munters... and heavily with child or with children with snotty noses hanging around their legs...  whistle:

I'm sure kebab Donna is lovely though...  happy001

Take her a deep fried Mars Bar next time you go...  whistle:

Wasn't the last wedding you attended before yesterday's Miss Piggy's?  rubschin:
ye-es... and your point is...?  rubschin:
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #1363 on: July 25, 2008, 02:37:27 PM »
God, there's only me and TMR in here and I'll be gone soon.
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #1364 on: July 25, 2008, 06:48:40 PM »
Space, the final frontier ....................
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