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Offline Snoopy

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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #1410 on: July 30, 2008, 11:16:47 AM »
Quote from: Darwins Selection on July 30, 2008, 11:11:01 AM
I just pass through from time to time at the moment

Making hay whilst the sun shines?
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #1411 on: July 30, 2008, 11:17:53 AM »
I've been werking again today fixing satellites (you need a very, very long ladder)...  noooo:
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #1412 on: July 30, 2008, 11:18:56 AM »
Quote from: Snoopy on July 30, 2008, 11:16:47 AM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on July 30, 2008, 11:11:01 AM
I just pass through from time to time at the moment

Making hay whilst the sun shines?

Close.

Giving irritating advice to others who are toiling is more like it.  eyes:
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #1413 on: July 30, 2008, 11:20:08 AM »
Quote from: Darwins Selection on July 30, 2008, 11:18:56 AM
Quote from: Snoopy on July 30, 2008, 11:16:47 AM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on July 30, 2008, 11:11:01 AM
I just pass through from time to time at the moment

Making hay whilst the sun shines?

Close.

Giving irritating advice to others who are toiling is more like it.  eyes:

Ah yes ~ Definition of a farmer? A man outstanding in his field.
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #1414 on: July 30, 2008, 11:20:44 AM »
Quote from: Barman on July 30, 2008, 11:17:53 AM
I've been werking again today fixing satellites (you need a very, very long ladder)...  noooo:

Hope you had your baseball cap on, sunstroke can be nasty.

Not to mention the flare on weather pictures.  whistle:
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #1415 on: July 30, 2008, 11:21:09 AM »
Quote from: Snoopy on July 30, 2008, 11:20:08 AM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on July 30, 2008, 11:18:56 AM
Quote from: Snoopy on July 30, 2008, 11:16:47 AM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on July 30, 2008, 11:11:01 AM
I just pass through from time to time at the moment

Making hay whilst the sun shines?

Close.

Giving irritating advice to others who are toiling is more like it.  eyes:

Ah yes ~ Definition of a farmer? A man outstanding in his field.
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Offline The Moan Ranger

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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #1416 on: July 30, 2008, 12:04:20 PM »
Afternoon all!
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #1417 on: July 30, 2008, 12:12:48 PM »
Watcher Cock!
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #1418 on: July 30, 2008, 12:13:30 PM »
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #1419 on: July 30, 2008, 12:15:16 PM »
Quote from: Barman on July 30, 2008, 12:13:30 PM
Quote from: Snoopy on July 30, 2008, 12:12:48 PM
Watcher Cock!
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Typical Southampton greeting to which the standard reply is "Why, does it do tricks?"
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #1420 on: July 30, 2008, 12:43:02 PM »
Bastards.

A huge flock of starlings has taken up residence in the village. There must be several thousand of them and they make a hell of a noise. When they swarm over they block out the sun.

This morning they all gathered in a couple of big trees in our neighbours' garden. I was watching them when they all took off at once and, in some sort of synchronised routine, every single one of them shat at the same time. All over me  evil:

I looked like those statues you see covered in pigeon shit.  cussing:

I had to have a shower.  cussing:
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #1421 on: July 30, 2008, 12:54:30 PM »
Now would not be the time to say it is supposed to be lucky, is it?
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #1422 on: July 30, 2008, 12:59:42 PM »
No.
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #1423 on: July 30, 2008, 01:01:13 PM »
OK










But it is supposed to be lucky.

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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #1424 on: July 30, 2008, 01:02:57 PM »
When Queen Victoria mentoned to the dseigners her concerns about the numbers of birds within the structure with the attendant possibility of "accidents" befalling visitors to the Crystal Palace she was assured that the matter would be dealt with. Further enquiries as to how the problem would be resolved met, allegedly, with the brief answer ............. "Sparrow Hawks Ma'am".

Might I suggest that Nick issues his Boy with a catapult and supply of small pebbles. whistle:
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