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Offline Snoopy

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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #1440 on: July 31, 2008, 09:43:26 AM »
 lol: lol:
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #1441 on: July 31, 2008, 09:46:25 AM »
Quote from: The Moan Ranger on July 31, 2008, 09:42:12 AM
The sleeves were full  noooo:

So my little message - "It has been great fun working with you and I know you will go on to bigger and better things. Your time here has been punctuated with many IT related "mishaps" and I hope that my help made your life a bit easier and that you learnt a thing or two. You are still young and have a great future if you keep your head down and graft hard. I am always stuck for words on these occasions, suffice it to say the office will be a little duller without you here, but you will always hold a fond memory in my ageing brain. All the very best of luck. Love, TMR" - had to be written on the front.

I think I covered all the angles ( eyes:) but it is very difficult to write on such curves.




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Offline The Moan Ranger

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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #1442 on: July 31, 2008, 10:52:34 AM »
They're all leaving now...lots of  sad24:

Lots of kisses. I now have various shades of lipstick all over me and I smell like Boots perfume counter. A couple of the lovelies have asked if I can go and sort their "boxes" out at home  eyes:
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #1443 on: July 31, 2008, 11:06:29 AM »
Oooooooooooooh Matron!
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #1444 on: July 31, 2008, 12:09:31 PM »
TMR has a new job with all the perks!
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Offline The Moan Ranger

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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #1445 on: July 31, 2008, 04:09:56 PM »
I dread to think what sort of horrors these boxes will be.
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #1446 on: August 01, 2008, 12:37:16 PM »
Quote from: Nick on July 30, 2008, 12:43:02 PM
This morning they all gathered in a couple of big trees in our neighbours' garden. I was watching them when they all took off at once and, in some sort of synchronised routine, every single one of them shat at the same time. All over me  evil:

I looked like those statues you see covered in pigeon shit.  cussing:

I had to have a shower.  cussing:



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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #1447 on: August 01, 2008, 08:22:12 PM »
Sorry I am late, bloody buses!
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #1448 on: August 02, 2008, 04:57:05 AM »
Quote from: grumpyoldsoldier on August 01, 2008, 08:22:12 PM
Sorry I am late, bloody buses!
Welcome back!  cloud9:
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #1449 on: August 02, 2008, 07:34:36 AM »
Quote from: grumpyoldsoldier on August 01, 2008, 08:22:12 PM
Sorry I am late, bloody buses!

 lol:  Good to see you GOS ~ where you bin?
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #1450 on: August 02, 2008, 07:37:21 AM »
Quote from: Snoopy on August 02, 2008, 07:34:36 AM
Quote from: grumpyoldsoldier on August 01, 2008, 08:22:12 PM
Sorry I am late, bloody buses!

 lol:  Good to see you GOS ~ where you bin?
On the buses...  ::)
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #1451 on: August 02, 2008, 07:40:33 AM »
Quote from: Barman on August 02, 2008, 07:37:21 AM
Quote from: Snoopy on August 02, 2008, 07:34:36 AM
Quote from: grumpyoldsoldier on August 01, 2008, 08:22:12 PM
Sorry I am late, bloody buses!

 lol:  Good to see you GOS ~ where you bin?
On the buses...  ::)

No! Only Reg Varney was "On the Buses".....
This being his destination GOS must have been coming from somewhere on a bus ~ ergo he has bin somewhere  whistle:
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #1452 on: August 02, 2008, 07:47:55 AM »
Quote from: Snoopy on August 02, 2008, 07:40:33 AM
Quote from: Barman on August 02, 2008, 07:37:21 AM
Quote from: Snoopy on August 02, 2008, 07:34:36 AM
Quote from: grumpyoldsoldier on August 01, 2008, 08:22:12 PM
Sorry I am late, bloody buses!

 lol:  Good to see you GOS ~ where you bin?
On the buses...  ::)

No! Only Reg Varney was "On the Buses".....
This being his destination GOS must have been coming from somewhere on a bus ~ ergo he has bin somewhere  whistle:
Perhaps he is a bus driver...  rubschin:
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Offline Darwins Selection

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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #1453 on: August 02, 2008, 11:07:08 AM »
Quote from: Barman on August 02, 2008, 07:47:55 AM
Quote from: Snoopy on August 02, 2008, 07:40:33 AM
Quote from: Barman on August 02, 2008, 07:37:21 AM
Quote from: Snoopy on August 02, 2008, 07:34:36 AM
Quote from: grumpyoldsoldier on August 01, 2008, 08:22:12 PM
Sorry I am late, bloody buses!

 lol:  Good to see you GOS ~ where you bin?
On the buses...  ::)

No! Only Reg Varney was "On the Buses".....
This being his destination GOS must have been coming from somewhere on a bus ~ ergo he has bin somewhere  whistle:
Perhaps he is a bus driver...  rubschin:

I expect he had a problem with his "armoured column".  whistle:

Welcome back on camp old chap.
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grumpyoldsoldier

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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #1454 on: August 02, 2008, 11:09:07 AM »
Quote from: Snoopy on August 02, 2008, 07:34:36 AM
Quote from: grumpyoldsoldier on August 01, 2008, 08:22:12 PM
Sorry I am late, bloody buses!

 lol:  Good to see you GOS ~ where you bin?
Thanks for asking Snoopy,  I would love to say that I have been on a world tour, but I have been a bit poorly, I am missing a few bits but I am back!!!!

Any gossip?
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