Landlord in real pub was calculating the loss in trade with TMR & Mrs TMR (to be) being away. Other veteran patrons are also away, takings will be down, bar staff with nothing to do.
I cannot take up the slack all on my own!
Welcome to my world... 
Well the landlord did buy me a pint.
When I arrived at pub, there were 4 people in the dark side and that includes the landlord. Posh side was not much better.
And this is a Youngs that is doing well compared to the others.