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Offline Grumpmeister

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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #1740 on: September 10, 2008, 11:18:32 AM »
Trust me, there are far ore stupid names for cats. I used to work with someone who owned this evil temptered tomcat. I suspect that the reason he was permanently in a foul temper was something to do with him being named Twinkletoes.  noooo:
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #1741 on: September 10, 2008, 11:19:58 AM »
Our cat (previous life, previous wife etc) was called Cat. Made sense to me anyway 

In a similar vein Nick could call this one Coon.whistle:
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #1742 on: September 10, 2008, 11:25:33 AM »
Quote from: Snoopy on September 10, 2008, 11:19:58 AM
Our cat (previous life, previous wife etc) was called Cat. Made sense to me anyway 

In a simialr vein Nick could call this one Coon.whistle:
Our dog is called Skilos (dog)...  whistle:
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #1743 on: September 10, 2008, 11:26:47 AM »
Quote from: Barman on September 10, 2008, 11:25:33 AM
Quote from: Snoopy on September 10, 2008, 11:19:58 AM
Our cat (previous life, previous wife etc) was called Cat. Made sense to me anyway 

In a simialr vein Nick could call this one Coon.whistle:
Our dog is called Skilos (dog)...  whistle:

Proves my point exactly. (I too used to have a dog called Dog)

Mrs S#1 reckoned I had a warped mind for using such names. Mind you I frequently called her "Wife" and eventually "Ex-wife". It wasn't a warped mind ~ just that I found it easier to call things, people etc by their function rather that have to remember names. Thus a tap was a tap, a door was a door, a boss was "Boss", children were "Children" or if I was addressing one only then "Child". Seemed obvious to me.


After all she called me "You" or "Oy You" for years.
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #1744 on: September 10, 2008, 11:29:22 AM »
Nick should call his cat 'Unlucky'...  whistle:
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #1745 on: September 10, 2008, 11:33:20 AM »
Mummy Coon




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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #1746 on: September 10, 2008, 11:47:06 AM »
I hope you will be very happy together. Minimus, being severly allergic to cats, will not be visiting.
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #1747 on: September 10, 2008, 11:49:22 AM »
He could wear a protective suit
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #1748 on: September 10, 2008, 11:53:44 AM »
It's the skin flakes that are in all cat fur that does it when he breathes. No a gas mask is not the answer. evil:
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #1749 on: September 10, 2008, 11:57:10 AM »
Quote from: Nick on September 10, 2008, 11:49:22 AM
He could wear a protective suit
The cat...?  rubschin:
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #1750 on: September 10, 2008, 11:58:00 AM »
That's what I had in mind.The hound failed to understand  noooo:
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #1751 on: September 10, 2008, 12:32:59 PM »
Quote from: Nick on September 10, 2008, 11:58:00 AM
That's what I had in mind.The hound failed to understand  noooo:

I see ~ it would need to be well sealed ~ p'raps a Micro Wave oven would do it  eveilgrin:
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #1752 on: September 10, 2008, 12:37:40 PM »
Quote from: Snoopy on September 10, 2008, 12:32:59 PM
Quote from: Nick on September 10, 2008, 11:58:00 AM
That's what I had in mind.The hound failed to understand  noooo:

I see ~ it would need to be well sealed ~ p'raps a Micro Wave oven would do it  eveilgrin:
Or a bin bag...  whistle:
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #1753 on: September 10, 2008, 12:40:30 PM »
Quote from: Snoopy on September 10, 2008, 11:26:47 AM
Nick could call this one Coon.whistle:

. .  a tap was a tap, a door was a door, a boss was "Boss", children were "Children"

And presumably a spade was a Coon?
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #1754 on: September 10, 2008, 12:51:34 PM »
No! A spade was a f*cking shovel.
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