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Offline Nick

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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #1905 on: September 19, 2008, 12:26:28 PM »
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« Reply #1906 on: September 19, 2008, 12:32:00 PM »
For the education of Nick, Ray "the belly" is a permanent fixture. A retired man, he spends the day watching and gambling on the horses. Normally wins enough to pay for his ten pints of Young's per day.

I assume that as it is only the football that incurs a cost to the pub to show, that the horse racing will survive.
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« Reply #1907 on: September 20, 2008, 10:29:16 AM »
Is it true that some bloke from the Paralympics has tested positive for WD40?
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #1908 on: September 20, 2008, 10:30:58 AM »
Quote from: The Moan Ranger on September 20, 2008, 10:29:16 AM
Is it true that some bloke from the Paralympics has tested positive for WD40?
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #1909 on: September 20, 2008, 10:47:17 AM »
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #1910 on: September 20, 2008, 10:59:22 AM »
Some Ruskies turned up at about 10 last night. They got out of the mini coach that dropped them at reception and then proceded to throw empty bottles of Vodka on the ground, smashing them to smithereens. Cunch of bunts.
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #1911 on: September 22, 2008, 10:48:01 AM »
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Five Italian tourists have been kidnapped in Egypt, the Italian foreign ministry says.

The ministry was quoted by Reuters saying they were among a group of foreigners seized.

The news agency cited Egyptian security sources saying between 10 and 15 people were held in total - possibly including two Israelis.
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #1912 on: September 22, 2008, 10:50:23 AM »
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It wouldn't have happened in Bournemouth.
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« Reply #1913 on: September 22, 2008, 10:51:32 AM »
Nothing happens in Bournemouth
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #1914 on: September 22, 2008, 10:58:31 AM »
Did for me  eyes:
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #1915 on: September 23, 2008, 09:31:06 PM »
Better Bournemouth than Brighton. whistle:
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #1916 on: September 24, 2008, 07:39:51 AM »
Quote from: grumpyoldsoldier on September 23, 2008, 09:31:06 PM
Better Bournemouth than Brighton. whistle:
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #1917 on: September 24, 2008, 08:17:31 AM »
I'm going to Brighton tomorrow (on a hairyplane).Anything I should be warned about?
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #1918 on: September 24, 2008, 08:18:55 AM »
Quote from: Nick on September 24, 2008, 08:17:31 AM
I'm going to Brighton tomorrow (on a hairyplane).Anything I should be warned about?
Shirt lifters...?  whistle:
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #1919 on: September 24, 2008, 08:19:21 AM »
MRS TG!!
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