Mobile again

[Snoopy]

Oh yes, totally agree with that, but WHY do most wimmin seem to gain great pleasure in knocking us blokes down regarding  our love of  mechanical tinkering, great oiliness, desire to discuss these items with great passion and pride and desire to make things look nice and show them off?
BM has seemingly now fallen into this cess pit of wummanly dis-approval now too.

You lot just need to know how to manage your wimmin ...incentivise them and they will show you all the interest a man could possibly ever need 

Incentivise eh ~ Like with a slap in the mouth?

I mainly ignore mine ~ works for me. 

[Nick]

Oh yes, totally agree with that, but WHY do most wimmin seem to gain great pleasure in knocking us blokes down regarding  our love of  mechanical tinkering, great oiliness, desire to discuss these items with great passion and pride and desire to make things look nice and show them off?
BM has seemingly now fallen into this cess pit of wummanly dis-approval now too.

You lot just need to know how to manage your wimmin ...incentivise them and they will show you all the interest a man could possibly ever need 

How?

[Snoopy]

Oh yes, totally agree with that, but WHY do most wimmin seem to gain great pleasure in knocking us blokes down regarding  our love of  mechanical tinkering, great oiliness, desire to discuss these items with great passion and pride and desire to make things look nice and show them off?
BM has seemingly now fallen into this cess pit of wummanly dis-approval now too.

You lot just need to know how to manage your wimmin ...incentivise them and they will show you all the interest a man could possibly ever need 

How?

I just told you 

Oh yes, totally agree with that, but WHY do most wimmin seem to gain great pleasure in knocking us blokes down regarding  our love of  mechanical tinkering, great oiliness, desire to discuss these items with great passion and pride and desire to make things look nice and show them off?
BM has seemingly now fallen into this cess pit of wummanly dis-approval now too.

You lot just need to know how to manage your wimmin ...incentivise them and they will show you all the interest a man could possibly ever need 

Incentivise eh ~ Like with a slap in the mouth?

I mainly ignore mine ~ works for me. 

[Miss Demeanour]

Whilst Snoopy's caveman approach is one way of tackling a situation I don't think you'll find it is one that Miss D would recommend 

[Snoopy]

Whilst Snoopy's caveman approach is one way of tackling a situation I don't think you'll find it is one that Miss D would recommend 

I did offer two ways. 

Bribery with shopping is too expensive and with chocolate too fattening 

[Just One More]

A27 Brighton IIRC

[Snoopy]

I have been terrorising the village. 




I'm not sure about the hat though 

[Pastis]

Now there's a thought 

What is the appropriate head gear for such a conveyance? 

[Barman]

Now there's a thought 

What is the appropriate head gear for such a conveyance? 

[Pastis]

 

[Barman]

 

[Pastis]

 

[GROWLER]

Now there's a thought 

What is the appropriate head gear for such a conveyance? 

I got scolded by a fellow mountain biker for not wearing a helmet.

I told him it was MY choice, and that 1) I felt uncomfortable wearing one, 2) they make me 'ed sweat, 3) I'd rather die doing something I enjoy than to lie in a hospital bed before finally croaking it with me uncurable illness, finally choking on me own saliva after 6 weeks with tubes sticking out of every orifice.  

He looked slightly embarrased and rode off without another werd, H&S tosser.

[Barman]

Now there's a thought 

What is the appropriate head gear for such a conveyance? 

I got scolded by a fellow mountain biker for not wearing a helmet.

I told him it was MY choice, and that 1) I felt uncomfortable wearing one, 2) they make me 'ed sweat, 3) I'd rather die doing something I enjoy than to lie in a hospital bed before finally croaking it with me uncurable illness, finally choking on me own saliva after 6 weeks with tubes sticking out of every orifice.  

He looked slightly embarrased and rode off without another werd, H&S tosser.

Well done Growler! 

[GROWLER]

Now there's a thought 

What is the appropriate head gear for such a conveyance? 

I got scolded by a fellow mountain biker for not wearing a helmet.

I told him it was MY choice, and that 1) I felt uncomfortable wearing one, 2) they make me 'ed sweat, 3) I'd rather die doing something I enjoy than to lie in a hospital bed before finally croaking it with me uncurable illness, finally choking on me own saliva after 6 weeks with tubes sticking out of every orifice.  

He looked slightly embarrased and rode off without another werd, H&S tosser.

Well done Growler! 

Well I mean, come on.
WTF is it to do with him ffs?
I was gobsmaked that some random eejit starts giving me a penny lecture, cheeky arse tit.

I don'yt take unecessary risks, and know my limitations, but if an accident happens, then so be it.
Can't actaully see one of those flimsy plastic cycle helemts offering much protection to me against a boulder if i had come a cropper on me way down 'me'ill' last night at the speed I was going tbqatth.

Shit happens sometimes.