BM's All New "Ouch that's another skinned knuckle" Mini Restoration Thread

[apc2010]

Ger'em OUT FFS!

Why...?

Gorra couple of hours to spare while I draw up a list of reasons WHY, ey, have you?


In a just a couple of werds like, PURE AND UTTER UTTER UTTER TAT AND SHITE.

it's retro...........anna log type .......

[Barman]

Ger'em OUT FFS!

Why...?

Gorra couple of hours to spare while I draw up a list of reasons WHY, ey, have you?


In a just a couple of werds like, PURE AND UTTER UTTER UTTER TAT AND SHITE.

They stay! 

[Barman]

She pissed petrol all over the place today.... 

But she is just about finished now - need to get some number plates made up so she looks legal when I take her out for a test drive... 

Once I'm happy she can go for her MoT like.... 

[GROWLER]

Ger'em OUT FFS!

Why...?

Gorra couple of hours to spare while I draw up a list of reasons WHY, ey, have you?


In a just a couple of werds like, PURE AND UTTER UTTER UTTER TAT AND SHITE.

They stay! 

kIN mong!
Your choice, your EX gorgeous car, fortunately easily sorted

Standard fitment, or optional extra per the manufacturers list? 

[Barman]

Ger'em OUT FFS!

Why...?

Gorra couple of hours to spare while I draw up a list of reasons WHY, ey, have you?


In a just a couple of werds like, PURE AND UTTER UTTER UTTER TAT AND SHITE.

They stay! 

kIN mong!
Your choice, your EX gorgeous car, fortunately easily sorted

Standard fitment, or optional extra per the manufacturers list? 

Optional extra...

I shall have one of those sunstrips too - ' Barman    Landlady' 

[apc2010]

She pissed petrol all over the place today.... 

But she is just about finished now - need to get some number plates made up so she looks legal when I take her out for a test drive... 

Once I'm happy she can go for her MoT like.... 

So she had her stiches out.........

[Steve]

. . .
I shall have one of those sunstrips too - ' Barman    Landlady' 

And those idiot stickers on the back window about how you saw the Longs of Lionleat or whatever and an idiot animal with a rolling head

And to make it real Essex run a few 50p coins down the sides and have an old coat hanger as an aerial, specially a plastic coat hanger




Fluffy dice FFS, did you have to order them on line in a plain brown wrapper?

She pissed petrol all over the place today.... 

But she is just about finished now - need to get some number plates made up so she looks legal when I take her out for a test drive... 

Once I'm happy she can go for her MoT like.... 

So she had her stiches out.........

[Barman]

. . .
I shall have one of those sunstrips too - ' Barman    Landlady' 

And those idiot stickers on the back window about how you saw the Longs of Lionleat or whatever and an idiot animal with a rolling head

And to make it real Essex run a few 50p coins down the sides and have an old coat hanger as an aerial, specially a plastic coat hanger




Fluffy dice FFS, did you have to order them on line in a plain brown wrapper?

She pissed petrol all over the place today.... 

But she is just about finished now - need to get some number plates made up so she looks legal when I take her out for a test drive... 

Once I'm happy she can go for her MoT like.... 

So she had her stiches out.........

Plastic coat-hanger! 

[Darwins Selection]

Ger'em OUT FFS!

Why...?

Gorra couple of hours to spare while I draw up a list of reasons WHY, ey, have you?


In a just a couple of werds like, PURE AND UTTER UTTER UTTER TAT AND SHITE.

They stay! 

kIN mong!
Your choice, your EX gorgeous car, fortunately easily sorted

Standard fitment, or optional extra per the manufacturers list? 

Optional extra...

I shall have one of those sunstrips too - ' Barman    Landlady' 

[Barman]

Ger'em OUT FFS!

Why...?

Gorra couple of hours to spare while I draw up a list of reasons WHY, ey, have you?


In a just a couple of werds like, PURE AND UTTER UTTER UTTER TAT AND SHITE.

They stay! 

kIN mong!
Your choice, your EX gorgeous car, fortunately easily sorted

Standard fitment, or optional extra per the manufacturers list? 

Optional extra...

I shall have one of those sunstrips too - ' Barman    Landlady' 

 

[Steve]

Is it a wise move having it in white?

Shows the blood when you have incidents with stroppy pedestrians and all that road dust means it'll look filthy 24 hours after a wash

There's a lot to be said for coloured cars

[Barman]

Is it a wise move having it in white?

Shows the blood when you have incidents with stroppy pedestrians and all that road dust means it'll look filthy 24 hours after a wash

There's a lot to be said for coloured cars

It was originally white so I wanted to keep it like that....

Also, white is a good colour for very ot places like Cyprus.....

The real great thing about the Mini is that it is so... well... mini that you can wipe all the blood and dust off with a Kleenex in a couple of minutes.... 

[Steve]

Ah solar reflectivity eh.

[apc2010]

Ah solar reflectivity eh.

nah. just a lot of kleenex,,,,,,

[Baldy]

She pissed petrol all over the place today.... 

But she is just about finished now - need to get some number plates made up so she looks legal when I take her out for a test drive... 

Once I'm happy she can go for her MoT like.... 

Got a set of them like if you need them. Apey let me down after ordering them.