I promised Miss D I would leave my mini alone for the week...
Well I'm sorry, but this is most unsatisfactory, and I'm well disappointed.
Bloody wimmin. Always interfering with our well laid plans.
But occasionally, it's "Bloody plans. Always interfering with our best laid wimmin."
Yea yea yea, wharever, but we're talkin' about MD 'ere not some birof fancy fluff like.
Self confessed 'one of the lads', so she should therefore understand that there's werk to be getting on with, NOT bloody pampering and being made to feel all cumfy, pillows all fluffed up ike, and othert such utter crap.
My bladder temperature is steadily rising here you know.
Just not good enough all this shite, just not good enough.