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Offline Nick

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The Haunted Carpet
« on: May 26, 2010, 06:41:28 AM »
Had this house completely recarpetted last summer. I have allocated one of the large offcuts (about 5 feet by 3 feet) as a sort of rug between the front door and the kitchen. It keeps wandering about  rubschin:

Last night I situated it in the central part of the hallway. Came down this morning and it is trying to climb the stairs  scared2:

How do they do that?
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Re: The Haunted Carpet
« Reply #1 on: May 26, 2010, 06:49:17 AM »
Have you got a huge draught under the front door  rubschin:

Have you been sleepwalking  rubschin:

Have you tried installing a stair gate  lol:
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Re: The Haunted Carpet
« Reply #2 on: May 26, 2010, 07:07:34 AM »
 evil:
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Re: The Haunted Carpet
« Reply #3 on: May 26, 2010, 07:14:09 AM »
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Offline Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)

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Re: The Haunted Carpet
« Reply #4 on: May 26, 2010, 09:26:37 AM »
Quote from: Barman on May 26, 2010, 07:14:09 AM
Quote from: Nick on May 26, 2010, 07:07:34 AM
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Stair gate!  point:


http://stargate.mgm.com/

More like, either that or a very well organised army of woodlice that want to mess with your mind. spider:
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Re: The Haunted Carpet
« Reply #5 on: May 26, 2010, 09:27:22 AM »
Quote from: Miss Creant on May 26, 2010, 09:26:37 AM
Quote from: Barman on May 26, 2010, 07:14:09 AM
Quote from: Nick on May 26, 2010, 07:07:34 AM
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Stair gate!  point:


http://stargate.mgm.com/

More like, either that or a very well organised army of woodlice that want to mess with your mind. spider:

Or a mahoosive spider!  scared2:
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Re: The Haunted Carpet
« Reply #6 on: May 26, 2010, 09:39:07 AM »
I thought that you had 'care and control' of the mahoosive spider.
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Re: The Haunted Carpet
« Reply #7 on: May 26, 2010, 09:43:58 AM »
Quote from: Miss Creant on May 26, 2010, 09:39:07 AM
I thought that you had 'care and control' of the mahoosive spider.

He escaped!  eeek:
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Re: The Haunted Carpet
« Reply #8 on: May 26, 2010, 09:48:00 AM »
 eeek: Does he have a passport?













Today my spell check thingy seems not to be working.  I may appear to be dislexick for the durex.
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Re: The Haunted Carpet
« Reply #9 on: May 27, 2010, 06:47:33 AM »
Bastard thing is at it again  evil: I may crucify it  eveilgrin:
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Re: The Haunted Carpet
« Reply #10 on: May 27, 2010, 06:56:32 AM »
If your neighbors see you nailing a rug to a cross they may start to worry about you. noooo:
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Re: The Haunted Carpet
« Reply #11 on: May 27, 2010, 08:46:52 AM »
Quote from: Miss Creant on May 27, 2010, 06:56:32 AM
If your neighbors see you nailing a rug to a cross they may start to worry about you. noooo:

Surely it'll just confirm what they already suspect.  ;)
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Re: The Haunted Carpet
« Reply #12 on: May 27, 2010, 09:04:39 AM »
What is it about you and floor coverings ey? ::)


What is it about you and virtually everything come to think about it? rubschin:
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Re: The Haunted Carpet
« Reply #13 on: May 27, 2010, 10:42:57 AM »
Nick - the same happens in my house. Mrs TMRBB has an offcut as a sort of rug, in the bedroom. Over the course of a day, it will migrate at least 3 feet.
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Re: The Haunted Carpet
« Reply #14 on: May 27, 2010, 10:48:58 AM »
HOW?  eeek:
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