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Offline Tipsy Gipsy

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Re: Strange and useless things.
« Reply #60 on: June 02, 2010, 04:23:37 AM »
Oh dear, Good Morning, have some food, sugar and water. lol:
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Re: Strange and useless things.
« Reply #61 on: June 02, 2010, 04:24:41 AM »
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Re: Strange and useless things.
« Reply #62 on: June 02, 2010, 04:39:21 AM »
Good idea, I'll join you.  Have a good day, I'm off to sunny Birmingham.   angel1
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« Reply #63 on: June 02, 2010, 04:48:17 AM »
Good idea, I'll join you.  Have a good day, I'm off to sunny Birmingham.   angel1

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Re: Strange and useless things.
« Reply #64 on: June 02, 2010, 07:13:56 AM »
I suspect she in on the run from the law  rubschin:
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Re: Strange and useless things.
« Reply #65 on: June 02, 2010, 07:46:26 AM »
Good idea, I'll join you.  Have a good day, I'm off to sunny Birmingham.   angel1

You're always going somewhere you, or you are actually somewhere where you weren't earlier.
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Re: Strange and useless things.
« Reply #66 on: June 02, 2010, 08:01:42 AM »
Do you reckon she works on the trains perhaps...or National Express  rubschin:
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« Reply #67 on: June 02, 2010, 08:02:39 AM »
HGV driver?
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Re: Strange and useless things.
« Reply #68 on: June 02, 2010, 08:26:32 AM »
If I may engage your attention once more on the subject of the humble lettuce ~ much of course depends on the type of lettuce you prefer. Personally I don't much care for iceberg and we tend to grow mixed lettuce varieties in boxes, both on the window ledge and in the garden. We sow seed over a period of time, ensuring a constant supply of new growth, and simply collect fresh leaves whenever the mood takes us.

But as I meander down memory lane to the days of my childhood, before the arrival in my life of the ubiquitous and indigestible iceberg variety of lettuce my Grandfather and my Father, allotment holders both, would grow what we knew as "Cos" lettuce and also a plain lettuce that seemed to have no particular name other than my Mother calling it the "Sandwich" lettuce. Nowadays it is sold as a "Round Lettuce". Again seed was sown to ensure constant cropping was available throughout the summer months (No Spanish imports in those days).

Anywhoo mother would always take a lettuce, fresh from the allotment, and shred it under running water. No knives were used. She would then place the shredded leaves in a tea towel and take herself into the garden and, taking care not to spray the windows, would grip the four corners of the tea towel in one hand and whirl the bundle containing lettuce leaf around her head to "spin" the water from it. I see one can now buy, from Lakeland Plastics, a device to carry out this function ..... doesn't look half as much fun.

Any leaf not consumed at the ensuing meal would be placed in a bowl of cold water with a carefully scrubbed piece of coal which she swore would ensure the continued freshness of the leaves.

With the advent of modernisation and our conversion from a coal fire to a "Magicoal" electric monstrosity (hopeless for toasting crumpets by) she preserved her piece of coal which did duty for many more summers (until she died in fact) and also got an airing on New Years Eve when it was issued to the tallest, darkest haired member of the family (me) to carry whilst performing my first footing duties at the stroke of midnight.

Sorry ~ you are undoubtedly bored rigid with all this ( I know Nick will be) but there is a wealth of fifties history in there if you care to look for it. Anyone else's mother have these little tricks?
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Re: Strange and useless things.
« Reply #69 on: June 02, 2010, 08:29:36 AM »
No ...we used to use coal for the fire  lol:
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Re: Strange and useless things.
« Reply #70 on: June 02, 2010, 08:30:32 AM »
Lettuce.
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Re: Strange and useless things.
« Reply #71 on: June 02, 2010, 08:31:06 AM »
No ...we used to use coal for the fire  lol:

And just which bit of the replacement of coal fires with an electric one did you fail to grasp?  ::)
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Re: Strange and useless things.
« Reply #72 on: June 02, 2010, 08:32:11 AM »
Lettuce.
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Re: Strange and useless things.
« Reply #73 on: June 02, 2010, 08:32:46 AM »
No ...we used to use coal for the fire  lol:

And just which bit of the replacement of coal fires with an electric one did you fail to grasp?  ::)

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Re: Strange and useless things.
« Reply #74 on: June 02, 2010, 08:51:16 AM »
Lettuce.
Arse wipes for tree huggers.

And I thought you used a passing rabbit  whistle:

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