HIGNFY

[Nick]

No, you could move one but that would corrupt my meaning 

[Grumpmeister]

Penny SMith 

Uncle and I will have to fight a duel 

Mort wins then, odds are you would end up looking down the barrel to check if the pistol was loaded.... 

[Barman]

Just watched the show... Prescott comes over as thick as pig shit.... 

Fcuk moi, deputy prime fecking minister..... 

[Nick]

Penny SMith 

[GROWLER]

Clearly me and Uncle have excellent taste in wimmin, just a shame that he has to die  

As for Growler, he can spend his time hanging around blowing machines in garages, the sad get  

I never actually said that she wasn't tasty, DID I?

I just simply commented that she didn't instantly make my kecks explode into some sort of orgasmic eruption and delight, YOU sad love starved tit.

[Pastis]

Penny SMith 

How many cold showers have you had since HIGNFY? 

[The Moan Ranger]

Whilst I can understand the older members of this august body having naval twitches on account of Penny, us young'uns reserve our salivation for newer models 

[GROWLER]

Whilst I can understand the older members of this august body having naval twitches on account of Penny, us young'uns reserve our salivation for newer models 

 

Don't be putting and including ME in that catergory oh Moniomondo.

[The Moan Ranger]

Whilst I can understand the older members of this august body having naval twitches on account of Penny, us young'uns reserve our salivation for newer models 

 

Don't be putting and including ME in that catergory oh Moniomondo.

Not you, Bear. You're a decent petrol-head who understands that motors are always more predictable than those with lumpy bits.

[GROWLER]

Whilst I can understand the older members of this august body having naval twitches on account of Penny, us young'uns reserve our salivation for newer models  

 

Don't be putting and including ME in that catergory oh Moniomondo.

Not you, Bear. You're a decent petrol-head who understands that motors are always more predictable than those with lumpy bits.

Most satisfactory.

Nah, I prefer REAL life situations, NOT fantasising and lusting off some birov fluff on the telly that you'll problee never meet.

I actually met and competed against an extremely charming and tasty Mikala Strachan and team back in '94, when she was on Beeb kids tv doing and filming the Cape to Cape rally that I competed in.  
We all stayed in the same hotels, and had loads of chats and laughs with her at the start, on the road, and finish.
Luvlee gerl, and most attractive too. Still quite tasty even after all these years.









Proper nice down to earth tasty gerl.

[Barman]

Whilst I can understand the older members of this august body having naval twitches on account of Penny, us young'uns reserve our salivation for newer models  

 

Don't be putting and including ME in that catergory oh Moniomondo.

Not you, Bear. You're a decent petrol-head who understands that motors are always more predictable than those with lumpy bits.

Most satisfactory.

Nah, I prefer REAL life situations, NOT fantasising and lusting off some birov fluff on the telly that you'll problee never meet.

I actually met and competed against an extremely charming and tasty Mikala Strachan and team back in '94, when she was on Beeb kids tv doing and filming the Cape to Cape rally that I competed in.  
We all stayed in the same hotels, and had loads of chats and laughs with her at the start, on the road, and finish.
Luvlee gerl, and most attractive too. Still quite tasty even after all these years.









Proper nice down to earth tasty gerl.

And...? 

[Just One More]

I actually met and competed against an extremely charming and tasty Mikala Strachan and team back in '94, when she was on Beeb kids tv doing and filming the Cape to Cape rally that I competed in.  
We all stayed in the same hotels, and had loads of chats and laughs with her at the start, on the road, and finish.
Luvlee gerl, and most attractive too. Still quite tasty even after all these years.









Proper nice down to earth tasty gerl.

She always did give that impression, very bubbly

However, she was never the cuddliest of girls, and I saw her on TV a few months ago and she looked like she hadn't had a meal in ages. She looked positively anorexic

[Miss Demeanour]

A man that lurves curves 

[GROWLER]

Whilst I can understand the older members of this august body having naval twitches on account of Penny, us young'uns reserve our salivation for newer models  

 

Don't be putting and including ME in that catergory oh Moniomondo.

Not you, Bear. You're a decent petrol-head who understands that motors are always more predictable than those with lumpy bits.

Most satisfactory.

Nah, I prefer REAL life situations, NOT fantasising and lusting off some birov fluff on the telly that you'll problee never meet.

I actually met and competed against an extremely charming and tasty Mikala Strachan and team back in '94, when she was on Beeb kids tv doing and filming the Cape to Cape rally that I competed in.  
We all stayed in the same hotels, and had loads of chats and laughs with her at the start, on the road, and finish.
Luvlee gerl, and most attractive too. Still quite tasty even after all these years.









Proper nice down to earth tasty gerl.

And...?  

Nah. Nowt 'appened.
No point in pretending bragging about summat that never happened.

She was dead friendly and charming though. No airs and graces, just dead natural and easy to talk to.
Never seen her since sadly, apart from on the telly like.

I think she needs a few Fray Bentos pies with me like.
I like me wimmins thin though.

I could then take 'er up 'me 'ill' to show her around like, you know, how 'uman type bears spend there time and stuff out in the wilds. She'd appreciate that I'm sure.

[Nick]

Whilst I can understand the older members of this august body having naval twitches on account of Penny, us young'uns reserve our salivation for newer models  

 

Don't be putting and including ME in that catergory oh Moniomondo.

Not you, Bear. You're a decent petrol-head who understands that motors are always more predictable than those with lumpy bits.

Most satisfactory.

Nah, I prefer REAL life situations, NOT fantasising and lusting off some birov fluff on the telly that you'll problee never meet.

I actually met and competed against an extremely charming and tasty Mikala Strachan and team back in '94, when she was on Beeb kids tv doing and filming the Cape to Cape rally that I competed in.  
We all stayed in the same hotels, and had loads of chats and laughs with her at the start, on the road, and finish.
Luvlee gerl, and most attractive too. Still quite tasty even after all these years.









Proper nice down to earth tasty gerl.

And...?  

Nah. Nowt 'appened.
No point in pretending bragging about summat that never happened.

She was dead friendly and charming though. No airs and graces, just dead natural and easy to talk to.
Never seen her since sadly, apart from on the telly like.

I think she needs a few Fray Bentos pies with me like.
I like me wimmins thin though.

I could then take 'er up 'me 'ill' to show her around like, you know, how 'uman type bears spend there time and stuff out in the wilds. She'd appreciate that I'm sure.

Miss D will be devastated