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Offline Snoopy

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Re: Boilers
« Reply #240 on: July 02, 2010, 02:30:02 PM »
People will be able to move around London again ~ once the niff has gone.
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Re: Boilers
« Reply #241 on: July 02, 2010, 02:34:13 PM »
I thought it best not to mention the pen and ink ...
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Re: Boilers
« Reply #242 on: July 02, 2010, 02:34:35 PM »
I can only but apologise and and say thank you to Femfresh and Rightguard  lol:
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Re: Boilers
« Reply #243 on: July 02, 2010, 02:37:39 PM »
YAY!  cloud9:
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Re: Boilers
« Reply #244 on: July 02, 2010, 02:38:49 PM »
Hurrah!
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Re: Boilers
« Reply #245 on: July 02, 2010, 02:39:42 PM »
I just called her. She was naked and covered in bubbles  eyes:
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Re: Boilers
« Reply #246 on: July 02, 2010, 02:47:02 PM »
And out of breath with excitement  eyes:

Miss D ....posting from the bath  cloud9:
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Re: Boilers
« Reply #247 on: July 02, 2010, 02:49:10 PM »
Quote from: Nick on July 02, 2010, 02:39:42 PM
I just called her. She was naked and covered in bubbles  eyes:

Video phone?  eyes:
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Offline Miss Demeanour

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Re: Boilers
« Reply #248 on: July 02, 2010, 02:59:26 PM »
It was only when he started screaming I recognised who it was.

He has such a girly shriek  whistle:
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Re: Boilers
« Reply #249 on: July 02, 2010, 03:01:12 PM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on July 02, 2010, 02:59:26 PM
It was only when he started screaming I recognised who it was.

He has such a girly shriek  whistle:

What was he screaming, "Thar she blows"?  whistle:
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Offline Miss Demeanour

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Re: Boilers
« Reply #250 on: July 02, 2010, 03:08:08 PM »
 lol:

No it was my like " My eyes...my eyes "    lol: lol: lol:
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Re: Boilers
« Reply #251 on: July 02, 2010, 03:50:31 PM »
Enjoy your steaming.  ;)
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Re: Boilers
« Reply #252 on: July 02, 2010, 04:00:29 PM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on July 02, 2010, 03:08:08 PM
lol:

No it was my like " My eyes...my eyes "    lol: lol: lol:

Don't you use that bubble-bath stuff that doesn't sting your eyes?

Matey?
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Re: Boilers
« Reply #253 on: July 02, 2010, 04:05:37 PM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on July 02, 2010, 02:17:44 PM
He came out of the kitchen and said   " excuse me love ...I've got some bad news "

There was five microseconds between these two statements when he looked at Miss D and saw his whole life flash before him!  lol:

Quote from: Miss Demeanor on July 02, 2010, 02:17:44 PM
The he said " you won't be seeing me again I've fixed it "
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Re: Boilers
« Reply #254 on: July 02, 2010, 04:08:36 PM »
I suppose she's all wrinkly now.
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