The last few days has seen the residents around here complaining of the unpleasant smell which seems to be coming from the north of here.
The council environment office has been informed.
I've noticed it myself. I thought it was Snakey... 
Nah, if it's coming from the north, it'll be Nicks scruffy ginger beard you can smell.
Full of wildlife, dead and alive no doubt, and rotting food dribble.
