Boilers

[Miss Demeanour]

Company is Homeserve...recommended by a friend, she has always found them excellent. Bloody typical eh !

Thanks Growler.  Have done as advised prior to leaving house

[Miss Demeanour]

Ok I have turned the gas back on this morning just to double check that it wasn't me being over sensitive last night and it wasn't that the gas smell wasn't simply left over from the engineer attempting his 'temporary fix ' etc.

Oooh no ...within a minute the pleasant smell of gas was fairly strong in my kitchen.

Turned if straight back off again at the meter 

So now apart from no heating and hot water I can now no longer cook ( although some might consider that a blessing in disguise  ).

Guess I know what I'll be doing today 

[tel]

Homeserv - me and TMR know someone who works for them. Nice enough guy, but not qualified as far as I know.
Big name, but I wouldn't recommend them to anybody.

Not very helpful, I know.

[GROWLER]

Ok I have turned the gas back on this morning just to double check that it wasn't me being over sensitive last night and it wasn't that the gas smell wasn't simply left over from the engineer attempting his 'temporary fix ' etc.

Oooh no ...within a minute the pleasant smell of gas was fairly strong in my kitchen.

Turned if straight back off again at the meter 

So now apart from no heating and hot water I can now no longer cook ( although some might consider that a blessing in disguise  ).

Guess I know what I'll be doing today 

Either call these incompitent clowns....for want of slightly more acceptable werd for you...OR ring British Gas Emergency Dept., and they'll have someone out today to sort at least THAT problem out for you.

[GROWLER]

3 minutes is long enough.

Have you rung them yet?

[Uncle Mort]

Have an hour gone 

[Nick]

She is dead. Deffo 

[GROWLER]

WHERE TF is she? 

Does she get her leccy supplied down her gas pipes or summat p'raps?

[Nick]

Perhaps PT turned up, like, found her unconscious and is giving her the kiss of life 

[GROWLER]

Perhaps PT turned up, like, found her unconscious and is giving her the kiss of life  

You've got her blower number haven't you?
Give her a bell like, as we care about her don't we.

Second thoughts, DON'T.
The leccy connecting up to it like might blow the place up.

[GROWLER]

Well?

Even I'm getting worried for our little petal now, and that don't easily normally happen.

[Darwins Selection]

Well?

Even I'm getting worried for our little petal now, and that don't easily normally happen.

I expect, just like the boiler, she has gone out.

[Nick]

Well?

Even I'm getting worried for our little petal now, and that don't easily normally happen.

I expect, just like the boiler, she has gone out shouting "Unclean".

Corrected

[GROWLER]

Well?

Even I'm getting worried for our little petal now, and that don't easily normally happen.

I expect, just like the boiler, she has gone out.

Well she should be in resolving the problem, NOT looking at frocks and bloody 'andbags.

[Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)]

She's fine Growler just in another place at the moment.