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The all new Nick sleeps on Pastis' sofa thread
« on: June 08, 2010, 06:15:53 PM »
What can possibly go wrong?
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Re: The all new Nick sleeps on Pastis sofa thread
« Reply #1 on: June 08, 2010, 06:18:11 PM »
Mmmm do you sleepwalk  rubschin:
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Re: The all new Nick sleeps on Pastis sofa thread
« Reply #2 on: June 08, 2010, 06:18:40 PM »
Well, an apostrophe in the right place wouldn't go amiss  ;)

Like the Buddhist said to the hot dog vendor...
"Make me one with everything"

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Re: The all new Nick sleeps on Pastis sofa thread
« Reply #3 on: June 08, 2010, 06:18:57 PM »
Hang on ~ I thought some female friend was putting up with you you up

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Re: The all new Nick sleeps on Pastis sofa thread
« Reply #4 on: June 08, 2010, 06:19:19 PM »
No, I snore  angel1
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Re: The all new Nick sleeps on Pastis sofa thread
« Reply #5 on: June 08, 2010, 06:19:54 PM »
Mmmm do you sleepwalk  rubschin:

Who? Me or him?  I don't ...  scared2:
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Re: The all new Nick sleeps on Pastis sofa thread
« Reply #6 on: June 08, 2010, 06:20:47 PM »
Hang on ~ I thought some female friend was putting up with you you up

She left the country for some reason  rubschin:
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Re: The all new Nick sleeps on Pastis sofa thread
« Reply #7 on: June 08, 2010, 06:22:37 PM »
Mmmm do you sleepwalk  rubschin:

Who? Me or him?  I don't ...  scared2:

Do you have a lock on your bedroom door  scared2:
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Re: The all new Nick sleeps on Pastis' sofa thread
« Reply #8 on: June 08, 2010, 06:25:14 PM »
What can possibly go wrong?

Who knows? Who actually cares? Shrugs:

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Re: The all new Nick sleeps on Pastis' sofa thread
« Reply #9 on: June 08, 2010, 06:27:30 PM »
Well I 'm sure Mr P does.....he will have to ban him from using the microwave in fact anything electrical  scared2:
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Re: The all new Nick sleeps on Pastis' sofa thread
« Reply #10 on: June 08, 2010, 06:30:12 PM »
Well I 'm sure Mr P does.....he will have to ban him from using the microwave in fact anything electrical  scared2:

True, and he has my utmost sympathy having to put up with that ginger tit for the night.

Apart from that though.  Shrugs:
Personally, I really couldn't give a monkeys chuff.

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Re: The all new Nick sleeps on Pastis' sofa thread
« Reply #11 on: June 08, 2010, 06:41:35 PM »
Well I 'm sure Mr P does.....he will have to ban him from using the microwave in fact anything electrical  scared2:

I shall have to edit the House Roolz and post a copy in the kitchen / bathroom / in fact everywhere  razz:
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Re: The all new Nick sleeps on Pastis' sofa thread
« Reply #12 on: June 08, 2010, 06:46:21 PM »
Well I 'm sure Mr P does.....he will have to ban him from using the microwave in fact anything electrical  scared2:

I shall have to edit the House Roolz and post a copy in the kitchen / bathroom / in fact everywhere  razz:

You are either one hell of a brave man, or completely off yer rocker Pasty, you poor soul. whistle:

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Re: The all new Nick sleeps on Pastis' sofa thread
« Reply #13 on: June 08, 2010, 06:57:16 PM »
I am doing some cleaning here. My hoover just exploded and set off all the smoke alarms  eeek:
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Re: The all new Nick sleeps on Pastis' sofa thread
« Reply #14 on: June 08, 2010, 06:57:45 PM »
Anyway you tight arsed minge bag, why don't you use a Travel Inn like any other normal person would do ey, instead of forcing your self on others with your pitiful pleas of a 'room for the night' please guv? ::)

I personally wouldn't let you sleep in me garden under a bloody tarpaulin.