The all new Nick sleeps on Pastis' sofa thread

[Nick]

I have a scrubbing brush  

[Pastis]

MissD supplies her own loofah, allegedly 

[Nick]

 

[Barman]

 

[Darwins Selection]

The house stinks and I am covered in fluff 

Ginger fluff no doubt.

[GROWLER]

The house stinks and I am covered in fluff 

Ginger fluff no doubt.

It was the other way 'round last time I went there.

[Barman]

The house stinks and I am covered in fluff 

Ginger fluff no doubt.

 

[Pastis]

 

It's started! The frame of my reading glasses has broken on it's own, like.  The base of an uplighter has disintegrated and there's concrete dust all over the carpet. There's now a Met Police tactical unit van parked up outside with a load of armed rozzers inside!

My houseguest isn't due for another 5 hours 

[Miss Demeanour]

Word has already spread I fear 

[Nick]

 

[Darwins Selection]

It's started! The frame of my reading glasses has broken on it's own, like.  The base of an uplighter has disintegrated and there's concrete dust all over the carpet. There's now a Met Police tactical unit van parked up outside with a load of armed rozzers inside!

My houseguest isn't due for another 5 hours 

May I just say Pastis, what a pleasure it has been to make your acquaintance and how we shall miss you. 

[Pastis]

 

[Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)]

A whip round is in the offing, maybe x2.  Be warned VPers we may have to dig deep for these two.  Something appropriate written in white chrysanthemums I feel.

[Snoopy]

You do know he is about 6'3 with size 13 feet do you?


I hope your sofa is up to this.

[Pastis]

He can't have grown that much since Christmas