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Re: The all new Nick sleeps on Pastis' sofa thread
« Reply #45 on: June 09, 2010, 04:27:48 PM »
Dunno ~ haven't set eyes on him for longer than that BUT he makes me feel small and I'm just 6' with size 10s.

He comes over as Hooooooge but perhaps that's his personality.
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Re: The all new Nick sleeps on Pastis' sofa thread
« Reply #46 on: June 09, 2010, 04:28:09 PM »
Fluff always adds height.
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Re: The all new Nick sleeps on Pastis' sofa thread
« Reply #47 on: June 09, 2010, 09:05:29 PM »
Much consumption of giggle juice is occurring  lol:
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Re: The all new Nick sleeps on Pastis' sofa thread
« Reply #48 on: June 10, 2010, 06:58:00 AM »
Oh dear, how are the heads this morning? noooo:
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Re: The all new Nick sleeps on Pastis' sofa thread
« Reply #49 on: June 10, 2010, 06:59:29 AM »
Oh dear, how are the heads this morning? noooo:

Fine thanks you!  ;D
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Re: The all new Nick sleeps on Pastis' sofa thread
« Reply #50 on: June 10, 2010, 07:07:11 AM »
Yours is only fine as the unfortunate incident involving a locked door and lack of keys prevented you from accessing your alcohol stash. point:
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Re: The all new Nick sleeps on Pastis' sofa thread
« Reply #51 on: June 10, 2010, 07:09:54 AM »
Yours is only fine as the unfortunate incident involving a locked door and lack of keys prevented you from accessing your alcohol stash. point:

The truth hurts...  sad24:
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Re: The all new Nick sleeps on Pastis' sofa thread
« Reply #52 on: June 10, 2010, 07:12:38 AM »
Nick is here!  Popcorn:
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Re: The all new Nick sleeps on Pastis' sofa thread
« Reply #53 on: June 10, 2010, 07:16:19 AM »
Something overcame us at about 1.00 this morning and Pastis entertained me with his collection of 60s Italian pop music  noooo:

He also showed me his sword collection, but wouldn't let me touch them.  cry:

I dreamt that we were sharing a flat with Growler  eeek:
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Re: The all new Nick sleeps on Pastis' sofa thread
« Reply #54 on: June 10, 2010, 07:30:52 AM »
Poor Pastis  noooo:
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Re: The all new Nick sleeps on Pastis' sofa thread
« Reply #55 on: June 10, 2010, 07:32:58 AM »
He is now bizzy with bacon and eggs. He tells me Britt Ekland lives in a hut nearby  eeek:
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Re: The all new Nick sleeps on Pastis' sofa thread
« Reply #56 on: June 10, 2010, 07:34:23 AM »
You're going to go prowling round his park now aren't you  ?.... bird and parakeet bothering  scared2:
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Re: The all new Nick sleeps on Pastis' sofa thread
« Reply #57 on: June 10, 2010, 07:53:26 AM »
He is now bizzy with bacon and eggs. He tells me Britt Ekland lives in a hut nearby  eeek:

YOU are one cheeky bastard you are.

Call me old fashioned...p'raps let's not go down that road again on 2nd thoughts  ::)....but I would not have the bare face bloody cheek and impudence to just force myself onto someone like you've done, blustering on about needing somewhere to stay for the night, lah de dah de dum dum., ffs. eeek:
Got to give you 10/10 for downright blatant scrounging, must be honest.

Pasty. You are a star mate.
 Daft as a brush and far too generous and accomodating, especially as it's that pot bellied ginger bearded arse tit that you've had to  accomodate and put up with.

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Re: The all new Nick sleeps on Pastis' sofa thread
« Reply #58 on: June 10, 2010, 07:55:34 AM »
Something overcame us at about 1.00 this morning and Pastis entertained me with his collection of 60s Italian pop music  noooo:


Adriano Celentano?

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Re: The all new Nick sleeps on Pastis' sofa thread
« Reply #59 on: June 10, 2010, 08:23:04 AM »
I am not ginger  cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:
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