The all new GrowlerphoneTM comes complete with 100 miles of cable.

And when you want to go home at the end of a long day just press the recoil button, sit back and relax, as your car retraces its route (backwards) to your home 
Did the job didn't it?
Did anyone suffer because of it?
Correct. No.
Modern technology is generally a waste of time effort and money, and in the main, totally uneccessary.
Tell you, I wouldn't even have a mobile phone if it wasn't for my werk.
If you want to contact me, ring me on my landline or send me a letter. I'll then get back to you IF and WHEN I want to, not because I feel obliged to do so.