Magpies

[GROWLER]

Friggin' hate them, dirty scrounging flying rats that wake me up most mornings with that vile cackling they do.

Shoot the bloody lot of them I say, bastards.

Sick of berds in general sitting and shitting on my new fence panels that I've just spent hours painting too.

[Nick]

Make a scarecrow, or just stand in the garden with your arms outstretched 

[Barman]

We have a mahoosive Bougainvillea growing all over the garage which is home to twenty-three million sparrows... You can imagine the mess... 

[Snoopy]

Birds shit ~ get used to it or get rid of the perches.

[GROWLER]

Make a scarecrow, or just stand in the garden with your arms outstretched 

Most helpful, as usual.

What would we do without you ey?

[GROWLER]

Birds shit ~ get used to it or get rid of the perches.

Fine advice.
I'll go and smash the new panels dowm right away, thank you! 

[GROWLER]

We have a mahoosive Bougainvillea growing all over the garage which is home to twenty-three million sparrows... You can imagine the mess... 

You absolutely sure about that?

That's where they all went then ey?
In short supply in the UK now apparently...compared to many years ago, so they say, alledgedly.

[GROWLER]

I'm trying to attract some Owls to our garden anyway.

I'm going to build a Owl hutch type thing for them to live and kip in. 

[Snoopy]

You could do that OR you could be sensible and fit along the top of your new panels an anti bird product that stops them from perching and if they can't perch on the fence they can't shit down it.

Despite the sarcasm I'll even point you in the right direction 

http://birdspikesonline.co.uk/Bird-Spikes/default.aspx?source=goldladder_adwords&gclid=CMr45v6cmqICFRyX2Aodfhx4ww

[GROWLER]

You could do that OR you could be sensible and fit along the top of your new panels an anti bird product that stops them from perching and if they can't perch on the fence they can't shit down it.

Despite the sarcasm I'll even point you in the right direction  

http://birdspikesonline.co.uk/Bird-Spikes/default.aspx?source=goldladder_adwords&gclid=CMr45v6cmqICFRyX2Aodfhx4ww

Sorry, and I quote..."get rid of the perches", so that's the only solution to your quoted suggestion really isn't it?

Thanks for the link all the same.

[Barman]

We have a mahoosive Bougainvillea growing all over the garage which is home to twenty-three million sparrows... You can imagine the mess... 

You absolutely sure about that?

That's where they all went then ey?
In short supply in the UK now apparently...compared to many years ago, so they say, alledgedly.

I counted them... 

[Nick]

I imagine you had to take your shoes and socks off to do that 

[Barman]

I imagine you had to take your shoes and socks off to do that 

 

[Just One More]

Do what the Irish do...

[Snoopy]

You could do that OR you could be sensible and fit along the top of your new panels an anti bird product that stops them from perching and if they can't perch on the fence they can't shit down it.

Despite the sarcasm I'll even point you in the right direction  

http://birdspikesonline.co.uk/Bird-Spikes/default.aspx?source=goldladder_adwords&gclid=CMr45v6cmqICFRyX2Aodfhx4ww

Sorry, and I quote..."get rid of the perches", so that's the only solution to your quoted suggestion really isn't it?

Thanks for the link all the same.

My pleasure.