You could snap the ends off like you do with broccoli like
Ey, don't knock that. It's caught on in quite a big way in our 'the Asda' now.
Dunno why they don't just do what Morriscums do, and cut the stalks off before displaying them.
If anyone comes down our road whistlin' one of those Vuvu' things late tomorrow night if Ingggggerland win, it will be inserted firmly up their arse crevice, wide end first.
Noticed a distinct toning down of them in the France
V Mexico match tonight btw.