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Offline Pastis

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Vuvuzelas !
« on: June 14, 2010, 03:51:26 PM »
This has to be a first time entry into the VP's lexicon  noooo: noooo:

Just in case any reader is unaware of this Efrican instrument I give you the reference:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vuvuzela

A cacophany from the depths of Satan's bottom  cry: . Any vicarious enjoyment of a bit of footie over the next few weeks is going to be marred, scarred and spoilt by this horrendous drone. I couldn't give a flying doughnut if it's actually a B flat  angry041:
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Re: Vuvuzelas !
« Reply #1 on: June 14, 2010, 03:57:27 PM »
Oh dear... what have you done...  noooo:
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Re: Vuvuzelas !
« Reply #2 on: June 14, 2010, 04:00:44 PM »
Quote from: Barman on June 14, 2010, 03:57:27 PM
Oh dear... what have you done...  noooo:

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Re: Vuvuzelas !
« Reply #3 on: June 14, 2010, 04:05:27 PM »
Quote from: Pastis on June 14, 2010, 04:00:44 PM
Quote from: Barman on June 14, 2010, 03:57:27 PM
Oh dear... what have you done...  noooo:

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But Growler has been going on about them for weeks... in the other thread like...  noooo:

Hence my unusual foray into the Sports Bar....  whistle:
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Re: Vuvuzelas !
« Reply #4 on: June 14, 2010, 04:10:31 PM »
The other thread?  redface:


I'm not that well recovered it seems  redface:
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Re: Vuvuzelas !
« Reply #5 on: June 14, 2010, 04:28:34 PM »
Quote from: Nick on June 14, 2010, 09:25:44 AM
There was quite an interesting item on the news about this yesterday.

Here:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b006qnj3

It's exactly at the 34 minute mark.
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Re: Vuvuzelas !
« Reply #6 on: June 14, 2010, 04:40:32 PM »
Yes they are a pain in the ear and I watch with the sound off. Simples!










PS If you don't know enough about football to be able to do without the drivel that is Motson and co then frankly you are on the wrong channel.
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Re: Vuvuzelas !
« Reply #7 on: June 17, 2010, 09:12:28 AM »
Heard this morning ~ a vuvuzela ringtone on a mobile.

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Re: Vuvuzelas !
« Reply #8 on: June 17, 2010, 10:05:55 AM »
I gather Wenchy is determined to acquire one  scared2:
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Re: Vuvuzelas !
« Reply #9 on: June 17, 2010, 05:11:55 PM »
Apparently Sainsburys have sold 40,000 of them at £2.00 each so far ... great!
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Re: Vuvuzelas !
« Reply #10 on: June 17, 2010, 09:55:17 PM »
Quote from: Just One More on June 17, 2010, 05:11:55 PM
Apparently Sainsburys have sold 40,000 of them at £2.00 each so far ... great!

Never one to miss an opportunity these bastard thieving scummy supermarkets, and bollox to our ears. cussing:
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Re: Vuvuzelas !
« Reply #11 on: June 17, 2010, 10:17:58 PM »
You could snap the ends off like you do with broccoli like
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Re: Vuvuzelas !
« Reply #12 on: June 17, 2010, 10:23:04 PM »
Quote from: Just One More on June 17, 2010, 10:17:58 PM
You could snap the ends off like you do with broccoli like

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Ey, don't knock that. It's caught on in quite a big way in our 'the Asda' now.  whistle:
Dunno why they don't just do what Morriscums do, and cut the stalks off before displaying them.

If anyone comes down our road whistlin' one of those Vuvu' things late tomorrow night if Ingggggerland win, it will be inserted firmly up their arse crevice, wide end first. eveilgrin:

Noticed a distinct toning down of them in the France lol: V Mexico match tonight btw.
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Re: Vuvuzelas !
« Reply #13 on: June 19, 2010, 01:16:27 PM »
Quote from: GROWLER on June 17, 2010, 10:23:04 PM
Quote from: Just One More on June 17, 2010, 10:17:58 PM
You could snap the ends off like you do with broccoli like

 eveilgrin:

Ey, don't knock that. It's caught on in quite a big way in our 'the Asda' now.  whistle:
Dunno why they don't just do what Morriscums do, and cut the stalks off before displaying them.

If anyone comes down our road whistlin' one of those Vuvu' things late tomorrow night if Ingggggerland win, it will be inserted firmly up their arse crevice, wide end first. eveilgrin:

Noticed a distinct toning down of them in the France lol: V Mexico match tonight btw.

They were drowned out by the booing last night n'all.
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Re: Vuvuzelas !
« Reply #14 on: June 19, 2010, 01:30:34 PM »
Well that's Mrs Growlers birthday prezzie sorted then.  lol:


http://www.lemondrop.co.uk/2010/06/19/vuvuzela-danger-woman-bursts-windpipe-at-world-cup-party/?icid=main|uk-ws-bb|dl1|link4|http%3A%2F%2Fwww.lemondrop.co.uk%2F2010%2F06%2F19%2Fvuvuzela-danger-woman-bursts-windpipe-at-world-cup-party%2F
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