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Offline Uncle Mort

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Carla Bruni...
« on: June 18, 2010, 10:45:17 AM »
is in London. So near, yet so far.  Drool:



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Re: Carla Bruni...
« Reply #1 on: June 18, 2010, 10:49:56 AM »
Has she left her underwear behind again?
 Drool: Drool: Drool: Drool: Drool: Drool:
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Re: Carla Bruni...
« Reply #2 on: June 18, 2010, 11:10:11 AM »
Quote from: Uncle Mort on June 18, 2010, 10:45:17 AM
is in London. So near, yet so far.  Drool:





Probably over for Vidal Sassoon to do her armpits.  noooo:
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Re: Carla Bruni...
« Reply #3 on: June 18, 2010, 11:13:11 AM »
She may need a good trim all over  eyes:
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Re: Carla Bruni...
« Reply #4 on: June 18, 2010, 11:16:54 AM »




 cloud9:
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Re: Carla Bruni...
« Reply #5 on: June 18, 2010, 11:22:22 AM »
Quote from: Nick on June 18, 2010, 11:13:11 AM
She may need a good trim all over  eyes:

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Re: Carla Bruni...
« Reply #6 on: June 18, 2010, 11:24:34 AM »
Oi ! ~ stop despoiling my thread (and fantasy)
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Re: Carla Bruni...
« Reply #7 on: June 18, 2010, 11:26:21 AM »
Quote from: Darwins Selection on June 18, 2010, 11:22:22 AM
Quote from: Nick on June 18, 2010, 11:13:11 AM
She may need a good trim all over  eyes:



Where did you get Nick's modelling application photo???  eeek:
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Re: Carla Bruni...
« Reply #8 on: June 18, 2010, 11:26:33 AM »
Quote from: Uncle Mort on June 18, 2010, 11:24:34 AM
Oi ! ~ stop despoiling my thread (and fantasy)

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Sorry.

She is all yours.
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Re: Carla Bruni...
« Reply #9 on: June 18, 2010, 11:29:45 AM »


Judging by this she would also be useful for navigation
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Re: Carla Bruni...
« Reply #10 on: June 18, 2010, 11:30:37 AM »
Quote from: Darwins Selection on June 18, 2010, 11:26:33 AM
Quote from: Uncle Mort on June 18, 2010, 11:24:34 AM
Oi ! ~ stop despoiling my thread (and fantasy)

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Sorry.

She is all yours.
[/quoteUncle and I will arm wrestle for her. I shall win  cloud9:
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Re: Carla Bruni...
« Reply #11 on: June 18, 2010, 12:18:04 PM »
Without wishing to be a spoilsport but she is all skin and bones  noooo:
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Re: Carla Bruni...
« Reply #12 on: June 18, 2010, 12:34:55 PM »
That's all done via Photo Shop. In reality...



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Re: Carla Bruni...
« Reply #13 on: June 18, 2010, 12:42:06 PM »
Quote from: The Moan Ranger on June 18, 2010, 12:34:55 PM
That's all done via Photo Shop. In reality...





Those spindly legs sticking out seem to have ginger hair on them.  rubschin:
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Re: Carla Bruni...
« Reply #14 on: June 18, 2010, 12:44:06 PM »
Quote from: Darwins Selection on June 18, 2010, 12:42:06 PM
Quote from: The Moan Ranger on June 18, 2010, 12:34:55 PM
That's all done via Photo Shop. In reality...





Those spindly legs sticking out seem to have ginger hair on them.  rubschin:

Indeed. It's no wonder he needs Viagra...
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