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Offline Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)

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Just so as you know....
« on: June 20, 2010, 03:18:52 PM »
All future England matches have been moved to the Gay Adult Channel. Apparently, the sight of 11 aresholes getting hammered for 90 minutes was far too explicit for ITV!!
I have always thought that the worst thing about drowning was having to call 'help!' You must look such a fool. It's put me against drowning.
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Re: Just so as you know....
« Reply #1 on: June 20, 2010, 04:41:05 PM »
You remember where you hung your coat do you...?
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Re: Just so as you know....
« Reply #2 on: June 20, 2010, 06:57:50 PM »
 Shrugs:
I have always thought that the worst thing about drowning was having to call 'help!' You must look such a fool. It's put me against drowning.
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Re: Just so as you know....
« Reply #3 on: June 20, 2010, 07:11:10 PM »
Hat, coat, door...

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Re: Just so as you know....
« Reply #4 on: June 21, 2010, 08:45:36 AM »
Can I come back in yet?
I have always thought that the worst thing about drowning was having to call 'help!' You must look such a fool. It's put me against drowning.
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Re: Just so as you know....
« Reply #5 on: June 21, 2010, 08:46:13 AM »
No ~ cuddle up to me in the kennel for another night  eyes:
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Re: Just so as you know....
« Reply #6 on: June 21, 2010, 08:46:51 AM »
Can I come back in yet?

I suppose so.

You will have to buy a round though.
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Re: Just so as you know....
« Reply #7 on: June 21, 2010, 08:54:08 AM »
Kennel offer still stands and it's free.  whistle:
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Re: Just so as you know....
« Reply #8 on: June 21, 2010, 08:57:48 AM »
Kennel offer still stands and it's free.  whistle:

But that cold, wet nose on your neck. . . or worse.


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Re: Just so as you know....
« Reply #9 on: June 21, 2010, 09:44:56 AM »
Kennel offer still stands and it's free.  whistle:


Do I get a bone? whistle:
I have always thought that the worst thing about drowning was having to call 'help!' You must look such a fool. It's put me against drowning.
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Re: Just so as you know....
« Reply #10 on: June 21, 2010, 09:52:40 AM »
Have we reached the gutter yet?  noooo:
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Re: Just so as you know....
« Reply #11 on: June 21, 2010, 09:55:29 AM »
Subterranean I believe.
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Re: Just so as you know....
« Reply #12 on: June 21, 2010, 10:42:36 AM »
Have we reached the gutter yet?  noooo:

Right through the bottom of the barrel and into the mire beneath.  noooo:
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Re: Just so as you know....
« Reply #13 on: June 21, 2010, 10:43:57 AM »
Wimmin  noooo:
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Re: Just so as you know....
« Reply #14 on: June 21, 2010, 11:17:28 AM »
Kennel offer still stands and it's free.  whistle:


Do I get a bone? whistle:

Guaranteed!  8)
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