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Offline Snoopy

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Re: Unused and useless kitchen gadgets
« Reply #15 on: June 24, 2010, 08:13:23 AM »
Coffee bean grinders ~ ground coffee smells wonderful but the finished drink is always a disappointment. Stick to ready ground.
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Re: Unused and useless kitchen gadgets
« Reply #16 on: June 24, 2010, 09:08:14 AM »
The telephone.

Mrs DS has ruined many meals by yakking on it when she should be watching the food burn.  evil:
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Re: Unused and useless kitchen gadgets
« Reply #17 on: June 24, 2010, 09:10:17 AM »
I use my coffee bean grinder everyday  razz:

And those "forks" for eating corn-on-the-cob, I use for getting the cornichons out of the jar  ;D

However, the universal jar opener ...   noooo:
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Re: Unused and useless kitchen gadgets
« Reply #18 on: June 24, 2010, 09:12:58 AM »
George Foreman's bloody grill thingy  noooo:
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Re: Unused and useless kitchen gadgets
« Reply #19 on: June 24, 2010, 09:13:14 AM »
And those "forks" for eating corn-on-the-cob, I use for getting the cornichons out of the jar  ;D

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Re: Unused and useless kitchen gadgets
« Reply #20 on: June 25, 2010, 01:52:23 PM »
George Foreman's bloody grill thingy  noooo:

George Foreman's bloody grill thingy will be out again tonight for the burgers  razz:  It does a great job but I concede it's a pain in the @rse to clean up  noooo:
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Re: Unused and useless kitchen gadgets
« Reply #21 on: June 25, 2010, 01:56:48 PM »
Wenchy once said she would not replace her George Foreman type grilly thing with one like ours because ours did not have removable plates that could go in the dishwasher.

We make great use of ours.
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Re: Unused and useless kitchen gadgets
« Reply #22 on: June 25, 2010, 02:17:06 PM »
Looks scrumptious! 

For me the salient word is dishwasher. I have no need of one; it'd take me about 3 days to warrant setting it off, and 3 days of used crocks and cutlery is disgusterous  sick2:
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Re: Unused and useless kitchen gadgets
« Reply #23 on: June 25, 2010, 04:51:36 PM »
With five in the family our dishwasher gets two loads a day!

Seriously, due to space availability I changed our 12 place setting washer for a slim-line that in theory takes 8 place settings ~ well it does if we only eat two courses per meal but at Christmas and other celebrations I find myself standing at the sink, up to me armpits in suds, wielding the old brillo whilst the slim-line dishwasher does the glass ware etc.
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Re: Unused and useless kitchen gadgets
« Reply #24 on: June 25, 2010, 07:31:42 PM »
To take this off topic....dishwasher cloud9:  I don't have one at the moment oh how grumpy I get standing at the sink on a daily basis.  I hate it with a passion. On the grand scale of things I know it is a small thing but it is a huge huge thing to me at the moment.evil:
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Re: Unused and useless kitchen gadgets
« Reply #25 on: June 25, 2010, 08:08:02 PM »
I'm the opposite, my kitchen is at the front of the house so I can stand at the sink and watch the world go by as I wash up.

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Re: Unused and useless kitchen gadgets
« Reply #26 on: June 25, 2010, 09:25:56 PM »
I will be moving soon.  Have been here since last September.  Anything that I have not used since I have been here is going. I can do minimalist no problem. cloud9:
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Re: Unused and useless kitchen gadgets
« Reply #27 on: June 26, 2010, 08:38:19 AM »
I can do minimalist no problem.

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Re: Unused and useless kitchen gadgets
« Reply #28 on: June 28, 2010, 06:52:36 AM »
Just seen this mentioned on Top Gear, stick it on your exhaust and cook a burger as you drive  eeek:

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Re: Unused and useless kitchen gadgets
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