Off to the General

[Just One More]

I got bit by some bloody insect yesterday morning. My hand looked as though it had been fully inflated, no loose skin, veins or bones to be seen. Anti-inflammatories haven't worked, nor have antihistamines. It's still fully inflated (    to save anybody else doing it), itches like hell and all tingly. So, when I've finished this coffee, I'm off to the drop-in centre at A & E

[Barman]

Oh dear... is visiting the horse pickle really wise...? 

[Miss Demeanour]

 

and it happened yesterday you say 

Doesn't look like this does it ?

[Barman]

and it happened yesterday you say 

Doesn't look like this does it ?

 

[Nick]

Prolly a deadly spider 

[Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)]

Oh dear JOM 

[Uncle Mort]

Is that Oh, dear JOM or Oh dear, JOM?

Anyway, I wonder how he is?

[Darwins Selection]

Still No. 873 in the queue at A&E I expect. 

[Pastis]

Perhaps it's started affecting the rest of him .... 

[Uncle Mort]

 


"Don't make me angry. You wouldn't like me when I'm angry"

[Just One More]

Still No. 873 in the queue at A&E I expect. 

When I went in there my hands resembled Jeremy Beadles's. Medical staff were superb as ever. I marched in at 0739hr's. In to see the triage nurse at 0743hr's. I got to see the doctor at 0810hr's, it would have been sooner but one chap came in with a nasty looking cut on his arm and a young lad with his foot that looked as though it had gone through more than 90 degrees    Anyway, one strong antihistamine to help, and antibiotics for the the next five days 

The downsides...they can only issue prescriptions to be dispensed at the hospital pharmacy, that didn't open till 0900hr's. The pharmacy can't take cash/cheques etc, you have to pay at the cashiers, and they didn't open till 0915hr's. £2.00 for parking 

Meanwhile, the hand's still sore and swollen

[Barman]

Still No. 873 in the queue at A&E I expect. 

When I went in there my hands resembled Jeremy Beadles's. Medical staff were superb as ever. I marched in at 0739hr's. In to see the triage nurse at 0743hr's. I got to see the doctor at 0810hr's, it would have been sooner but one chap came in with a nasty looking cut on his arm and a young lad with his foot that looked as though it had gone through more than 90 degrees    Anyway, one strong antihistamine to help, and antibiotics for the the next five days 

The downsides...they can only issue prescriptions to be dispensed at the hospital pharmacy, that didn't open till 0900hr's. The pharmacy can't take cash/cheques etc, you have to pay at the cashiers, and they didn't open till 0915hr's. £2.00 for parking 

Meanwhile, the hand's still sore and swollen

Alls well that ends swell eh...? 

[Pastis]

Still No. 873 in the queue at A&E I expect. 

When I went in there my hands resembled Jeremy Beadles's. Medical staff were superb as ever. I marched in at 0739hr's. In to see the triage nurse at 0743hr's. I got to see the doctor at 0810hr's, it would have been sooner but one chap came in with a nasty looking cut on his arm and a young lad with his foot that looked as though it had gone through more than 90 degrees    Anyway, one strong antihistamine to help, and antibiotics for the the next five days 

The downsides...they can only issue prescriptions to be dispensed at the hospital pharmacy, that didn't open till 0900hr's. The pharmacy can't take cash/cheques etc, you have to pay at the cashiers, and they didn't open till 0915hr's. £2.00 for parking 

Meanwhile, the hand's still sore and swollen

Alls well that ends swell eh...? 

Oh BM .... 

[Barman]

Still No. 873 in the queue at A&E I expect. 

When I went in there my hands resembled Jeremy Beadles's. Medical staff were superb as ever. I marched in at 0739hr's. In to see the triage nurse at 0743hr's. I got to see the doctor at 0810hr's, it would have been sooner but one chap came in with a nasty looking cut on his arm and a young lad with his foot that looked as though it had gone through more than 90 degrees    Anyway, one strong antihistamine to help, and antibiotics for the the next five days 

The downsides...they can only issue prescriptions to be dispensed at the hospital pharmacy, that didn't open till 0900hr's. The pharmacy can't take cash/cheques etc, you have to pay at the cashiers, and they didn't open till 0915hr's. £2.00 for parking 

Meanwhile, the hand's still sore and swollen

Alls well that ends swell eh...? 

Oh BM .... 

 

[Darwins Selection]

Still No. 873 in the queue at A&E I expect. 

When I went in there my hands resembled Jeremy Beadles's. Medical staff were superb as ever. I marched in at 0739hr's. In to see the triage nurse at 0743hr's. I got to see the doctor at 0810hr's, it would have been sooner but one chap came in with a nasty looking cut on his arm and a young lad with his foot that looked as though it had gone through more than 90 degrees    Anyway, one strong antihistamine to help, and antibiotics for the the next five days 

The downsides...they can only issue prescriptions to be dispensed at the hospital pharmacy, that didn't open till 0900hr's. The pharmacy can't take cash/cheques etc, you have to pay at the cashiers, and they didn't open till 0915hr's. £2.00 for parking 

Meanwhile, the hand's still sore and swollen

Alls well that ends swell eh...? 

Oh BM .... 

 

TSK
Shame indeed. 

Poor JOM has been very brave.

I think we should all give him a big hand.