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Offline Grumpmeister

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Anyone fancy a dip?
« on: June 24, 2010, 06:33:53 PM »
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Re: Anyone fancy a dip?
« Reply #1 on: June 25, 2010, 07:29:08 AM »
That was in the newspaper this morning....£10 a time for a swim  rubschin:
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Re: Anyone fancy a dip?
« Reply #2 on: June 25, 2010, 07:33:33 AM »
That was in the newspaper this morning....£10 a time for a swim  rubschin:

Christus... for a tenner you'd want to have a pee and a dump in it....  whistle:
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Re: Anyone fancy a dip?
« Reply #3 on: June 25, 2010, 11:42:24 AM »
And Miss D still wants to visit your pool  eeek:
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Re: Anyone fancy a dip?
« Reply #4 on: June 25, 2010, 11:45:58 AM »
And Miss D still wants to visit your pool  eeek:

Ah... but my pool is free...  ;)
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Re: Anyone fancy a dip?
« Reply #5 on: June 25, 2010, 11:50:45 AM »
And Miss D still wants to visit your pool  eeek:

Ah... but my pool is free for nudists...  ;)
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Re: Anyone fancy a dip?
« Reply #6 on: June 25, 2010, 12:13:24 PM »
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Re: Anyone fancy a dip?
« Reply #7 on: June 25, 2010, 12:18:07 PM »
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Re: Anyone fancy a dip?
« Reply #8 on: June 25, 2010, 12:19:23 PM »
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Re: Anyone fancy a dip?
« Reply #10 on: June 25, 2010, 01:30:05 PM »
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Re: Anyone fancy a dip?
« Reply #11 on: June 25, 2010, 04:36:39 PM »
And Miss D still wants to visit your pool  eeek:

Ah... but my pool is free for nudists...  ;)
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Not a feckin chance  noooo:

I won't look... honest like....  noooo:

Is that before or after Miss D gives you 2 black eyes?  whistle:
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Re: Anyone fancy a dip?
« Reply #12 on: June 25, 2010, 09:34:09 PM »
I would pay £10 to swim in that pool, wouldn't feel the need to pee and dump in it tho. noooo:
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Re: Anyone fancy a dip?
« Reply #13 on: June 25, 2010, 11:57:39 PM »
I would pay £10 to swim in that pool, wouldn't feel the need to pee and dump in it tho. noooo:

That's because you have better manners than the baldy barbarian Miss C.  lol:
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Re: Anyone fancy a dip?
« Reply #14 on: June 26, 2010, 04:36:30 AM »
I would pay £10 to swim in that pool, wouldn't feel the need to pee and dump in it tho. noooo:

Of course...
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