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Re: The new all new Miss D's trip to Cyprus disasters thread
« Reply #15 on: July 03, 2010, 12:25:50 PM »
Day 1:

Flight delayed by annual French air traffic controllers strike. Arrive Cyprus 7 hours late and find BM pissed in Airport bar. I seem to be his "beshtest frend"  ::)

Somehow get back to BM Towers where he tries to serenade me with his guitar. Deliver crushing blow to his head.

Find a goat in my room and shoo it into bed with BM. Both seem delighted.

Eat some choc and hit the voddy.

It is pouring with rain here.
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Re: The new all new Miss D's trip to Cyprus disasters thread
« Reply #16 on: July 03, 2010, 12:28:33 PM »
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Re: The new all new Miss D's trip to Cyprus disasters thread
« Reply #17 on: July 03, 2010, 12:30:54 PM »
Quote from: Nick on July 03, 2010, 12:25:50 PM
Day 1:

Flight delayed by annual French air traffic controllers strike. Arrive Cyprus 7 hours late and find BM pissed in Airport bar. I seem to be his "beshtest frend"  ::)

Somehow get back to BM Towers where he tries to serenade me with his guitar. Deliver crushing blow to his head.

Find a goat in my room and shoo it into bed with BM. Both seem delighted.

Eat some choc and hit the voddy.

It is pouring with rain here.

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Re: The new all new Miss D's trip to Cyprus disasters thread
« Reply #18 on: July 03, 2010, 01:21:35 PM »
Miss D arrives at destination to discover BM is not there. It appears he is so wrapped up in Me Mi he forgot the time.

Miss D has to get cab and go the scenic route  cloud9:

Arrives at BM towers and spends forever trying to be heard over the Val Doonican tunes being blasted out from the garage.

Gives up and goes next door to lovely neighbour where they spend the night catching up, drinking voddy and dancing round the front room  ;D
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Re: The new all new Miss D's trip to Cyprus disasters thread
« Reply #19 on: July 03, 2010, 01:49:41 PM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on July 03, 2010, 01:21:35 PM
Miss D arrives at destination to discover BM is not there. It appears he is so wrapped up in Me Mi he forgot the time.

Miss D has to get cab and go the scenic route  cloud9:

Arrives at BM towers and spends forever trying to be heard over the Val Doonican tunes being blasted out from the garage.

Gives up and goes next door to lovely neighbour where they spend the night catching up, drinking voddy and dancing round the front room  ;D

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Re: The new all new Miss D's trip to Cyprus disasters thread
« Reply #20 on: July 03, 2010, 03:47:46 PM »
BM just sent me a message asking for any special dietary requirements during my stay  - I believe he is taking his tartan shopping trolley out for a walk soon.

I tried not to be too demanding and asked if I may have a boiled egg and soldiers in the morning......

The response and I quote

" Oh, and you can feck off if you think I'm going to be boiling eggs "  lol: lol: lol:
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Re: The new all new Miss D's trip to Cyprus disasters thread
« Reply #21 on: July 03, 2010, 03:49:53 PM »
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Re: The new all new Miss D's trip to Cyprus disasters thread
« Reply #22 on: July 03, 2010, 03:51:03 PM »
The soldiers however ... are no problem  eyes:
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Re: The new all new Miss D's trip to Cyprus disasters thread
« Reply #23 on: July 03, 2010, 03:52:06 PM »
Quote from: Pastis on July 03, 2010, 03:51:03 PM
The soldiers however ... are no problem  eyes:

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Re: The new all new Miss D's trip to Cyprus disasters thread
« Reply #24 on: July 03, 2010, 03:55:20 PM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on July 03, 2010, 03:47:46 PM
BM just sent me a message asking for any special dietary requirements during my stay  - I believe he is taking his tartan shopping trolley out for a walk soon.

I tried not to be too demanding and asked if I may have a boiled egg and soldiers in the morning......

The response and I quote

" Oh, and you can feck off if you think I'm going to be boiling eggs "  lol: lol: lol:

Well I'm sorry MD...no I'm not on 2nd thoughts....but he IS a very very busy man, firklin' ferretin' and fecklin' our Me Mi  cloud9: up for everyones benefit in here, ok?
In other werds, make 'em your bloody self you lazy owld trout. ::)
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Re: The new all new Miss D's trip to Cyprus disasters thread
« Reply #25 on: July 03, 2010, 03:56:55 PM »
Quote from: GROWLER on July 03, 2010, 03:55:20 PM
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on July 03, 2010, 03:47:46 PM
BM just sent me a message asking for any special dietary requirements during my stay  - I believe he is taking his tartan shopping trolley out for a walk soon.

I tried not to be too demanding and asked if I may have a boiled egg and soldiers in the morning......

The response and I quote

" Oh, and you can feck off if you think I'm going to be boiling eggs "  lol: lol: lol:

Well I'm sorry MD...no I'm not on 2nd thoughts....but he IS a very very busy man, firklin' ferretin' and fecklin' our Me Mi  cloud9: up for everyones benefit in here, ok?
In other werds, make 'em your bloody self you lazy owld trout. ::)

Yeah... and make a full English for me while you are at it you lazy owld trout!  point:
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Re: The new all new Miss D's trip to Cyprus disasters thread
« Reply #26 on: July 03, 2010, 03:58:38 PM »
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You're brave BM now yer mates have arrived as back up  whistle:

Wait til LL finds out you are being nasty to me  sad24:
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Re: The new all new Miss D's trip to Cyprus disasters thread
« Reply #27 on: July 03, 2010, 04:00:48 PM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on July 03, 2010, 03:58:38 PM
lol: lol: lol:

You're brave BM now yer mates have arrived as back up  whistle:

Wait til LL finds out you are being nasty to me  sad24:
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Re: The new all new Miss D's trip to Cyprus disasters thread
« Reply #28 on: July 03, 2010, 04:06:08 PM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on July 03, 2010, 03:58:38 PM
lol: lol: lol:

You're brave BM now yer mates have arrived as back up  whistle:

Wait til LL finds out you are being nasty to me  sad24:

Put her in touch with me then BM. I'll sort her no problem.
I have a nack and way of dealing with troublseome wimmins, oh yes. eveilgrin:

MD. You just remember that you are BM's guest over there, and show him some respect....like for instance, mmmmmmm  rubschin:..cookin' HIS brekky while he's werkin' on our Me Mi. cloud9:
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Re: The new all new Miss D's trip to Cyprus disasters thread
« Reply #29 on: July 03, 2010, 04:12:40 PM »
Quote from: GROWLER on July 03, 2010, 04:06:08 PM
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on July 03, 2010, 03:58:38 PM
lol: lol: lol:

You're brave BM now yer mates have arrived as back up  whistle:

Wait til LL finds out you are being nasty to me  sad24:

Put her in touch with me then BM. I'll sort her no problem.
I have a nack and way of dealing with troublseome wimmins, oh yes. eveilgrin:

MD. You just remember that you are BM's guest over there, and show him some respect....like for instance, mmmmmmm  rubschin:..cookin' HIS brekky while he's werkin' on our Me Mi. cloud9:

Full English mind... with fried bread like!  cloud9:
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