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Re: The new all new Miss D's trip to Cyprus disasters thread
« Reply #30 on: July 03, 2010, 04:14:32 PM »
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Quote from: GROWLER on July 03, 2010, 04:06:08 PM
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on July 03, 2010, 03:58:38 PM
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You're brave BM now yer mates have arrived as back up  whistle:

Wait til LL finds out you are being nasty to me  sad24:

Put her in touch with me then BM. I'll sort her no problem.
I have a nack and way of dealing with troublseome wimmins, oh yes. eveilgrin:

MD. You just remember that you are BM's guest over there, and show him some respect....like for instance, mmmmmmm  rubschin:..cookin' HIS brekky while he's werkin' on our Me Mi. cloud9:

Full English mind... with fried bread like!  cloud9:

I have a mental image of you wearing a frying pan ~ in place of the bucket  point:

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Re: The new all new Miss D's trip to Cyprus disasters thread
« Reply #31 on: July 03, 2010, 04:18:47 PM »
She just sent me this!  scared2:


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Re: The new all new Miss D's trip to Cyprus disasters thread
« Reply #32 on: July 03, 2010, 04:23:33 PM »
Quote from: Barman on July 03, 2010, 04:18:47 PM
She just sent me this!  scared2:




Those are the same stockings suspenders shoes she was wearing at out last Sunday Lunch!  eeek:

Be afraid! Very afraid!
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Re: The new all new Miss D's trip to Cyprus disasters thread
« Reply #33 on: July 03, 2010, 04:24:55 PM »
Quote from: Pastis on July 03, 2010, 04:23:33 PM
Quote from: Barman on July 03, 2010, 04:18:47 PM
She just sent me this!  scared2:




Those are the same stockings suspenders shoes she was wearing at out last Sunday Lunch!  eeek:

Be afraid! Very afraid!

I am!  scared2:
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Re: The new all new Miss D's trip to Cyprus disasters thread
« Reply #34 on: July 03, 2010, 04:30:24 PM »
I shall cook breakfast BM ...but nothing will be fried, it will all be fresh fruit and vegetables and shots of natural wheatgrass etc and  shall use every appliance in the kitchen  whistle:

 Now Are you sure I can't have egg and soldiers  whistle:
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Re: The new all new Miss D's trip to Cyprus disasters thread
« Reply #35 on: July 03, 2010, 04:32:23 PM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on July 03, 2010, 04:30:24 PM
I shall cook breakfast BM ...but nothing will be fried, it will all be fresh fruit and vegetables and shots of natural wheatgrass etc and  shall use every appliance in the kitchen  whistle:

 Now Are you sure I can't have egg and soldiers  whistle:

Natural wheatgrass - what is that shite...?  Shrugs:
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Re: The new all new Miss D's trip to Cyprus disasters thread
« Reply #36 on: July 03, 2010, 04:33:30 PM »
Psssst Miss D I have a wonderful recipe for grazed braised shin bones. eveilgrin:
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Re: The new all new Miss D's trip to Cyprus disasters thread
« Reply #37 on: July 03, 2010, 04:34:30 PM »
May come in handy Miss C  whistle:
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Re: The new all new Miss D's trip to Cyprus disasters thread
« Reply #38 on: July 03, 2010, 04:34:38 PM »
Quote from: Barman on July 03, 2010, 04:32:23 PM
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on July 03, 2010, 04:30:24 PM
I shall cook breakfast BM ...but nothing will be fried, it will all be fresh fruit and vegetables and shots of natural wheatgrass etc and  shall use every appliance in the kitchen  whistle:

 Now Are you sure I can't have egg and soldiers  whistle:

Natural wheatgrass - what is that shite...?  Shrugs:

You haven't been on a Spa day have you BM?  rubschin:
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Re: The new all new Miss D's trip to Cyprus disasters thread
« Reply #39 on: July 03, 2010, 04:36:31 PM »
Quote from: Miss Creant on July 03, 2010, 04:33:30 PM
Psssst Miss D I have a wonderful recipe for grazed braised shin bones. eveilgrin:
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Re: The new all new Miss D's trip to Cyprus disasters thread
« Reply #40 on: July 03, 2010, 04:36:45 PM »
Quote from: Barman on July 03, 2010, 04:32:23 PM
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on July 03, 2010, 04:30:24 PM
I shall cook breakfast BM ...but nothing will be fried, it will all be fresh fruit and vegetables and shots of natural wheatgrass etc and  shall use every appliance in the kitchen  whistle:

 Now Are you sure I can't have egg and soldiers  whistle:

Natural wheatgrass - what is that shite...?  Shrugs:

Wimmins so called 'healthy living'  ::)  shite cus they're FAT and trying to convince everyone they're losing weight type crap stuff like.
Give me strength.

Just wait 'til I come over to inspect our Me Mi   cloud9: BM.

Full English fry up every day, and cooked outside (BY ME with no whinging) for extra flavour too!
Sweet as a bag o' big nuts! cloud9:
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Re: The new all new Miss D's trip to Cyprus disasters thread
« Reply #41 on: July 03, 2010, 04:36:57 PM »
Quote from: Pastis on July 03, 2010, 04:34:38 PM
Quote from: Barman on July 03, 2010, 04:32:23 PM
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on July 03, 2010, 04:30:24 PM
I shall cook breakfast BM ...but nothing will be fried, it will all be fresh fruit and vegetables and shots of natural wheatgrass etc and  shall use every appliance in the kitchen  whistle:

 Now Are you sure I can't have egg and soldiers  whistle:

Natural wheatgrass - what is that shite...?  Shrugs:

You haven't been on a Spa day have you BM?  rubschin:

 noooo:
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Re: The new all new Miss D's trip to Cyprus disasters thread
« Reply #42 on: July 03, 2010, 04:37:28 PM »
Quote from: GROWLER on July 03, 2010, 04:36:45 PM
Quote from: Barman on July 03, 2010, 04:32:23 PM
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on July 03, 2010, 04:30:24 PM
I shall cook breakfast BM ...but nothing will be fried, it will all be fresh fruit and vegetables and shots of natural wheatgrass etc and  shall use every appliance in the kitchen  whistle:

 Now Are you sure I can't have egg and soldiers  whistle:

Natural wheatgrass - what is that shite...?  Shrugs:

Wimmins so called 'healthy living'  ::)  shite cus they're FAT and trying to convince everyone they're losing weight type crap stuff like.
Give me strength.

Just wait 'til I come over to inspect our Me Mi   cloud9: BM.

Full English fry up every day, and cooked outside (BY ME with no whinging) for extra flavour too!
Sweet as a bag o' big nuts! cloud9:

 cloud9:
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Re: The new all new Miss D's trip to Cyprus disasters thread
« Reply #43 on: July 03, 2010, 04:41:28 PM »
Quote from: GROWLER on July 03, 2010, 04:36:45 PM
Quote from: Barman on July 03, 2010, 04:32:23 PM
Natural wheatgrass - what is that shite...?  Shrugs:

Wimmins so called 'healthy living'  ::)  shite cus they're FAT and trying to convince everyone they're losing weight type crap stuff like.
Give me strength.

Just wait 'til I come over to inspect our Me Mi    cloud9: BM.

Full English fry up every day, and cooked outside (BY ME with no whinging) for extra flavour too!
Sweet as a bag o' big nuts! cloud9:

But you are a bloke ...all talk and no action  lol:

I'm actually going  whistle:
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Re: The new all new Miss D's trip to Cyprus disasters thread
« Reply #44 on: July 03, 2010, 04:46:25 PM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on July 03, 2010, 04:41:28 PM
Quote from: GROWLER on July 03, 2010, 04:36:45 PM
Quote from: Barman on July 03, 2010, 04:32:23 PM
Natural wheatgrass - what is that shite...?  Shrugs:

Wimmins so called 'healthy living'  ::)  shite cus they're FAT and trying to convince everyone they're losing weight type crap stuff like.
Give me strength.

Just wait 'til I come over to inspect our Me Mi   cloud9: BM.

Full English fry up every day, and cooked outside (BY ME with no whinging) for extra flavour too!
Sweet as a bag o' big nuts! cloud9:

But you are a bloke ...all talk and no action  lol:

I'm actually going  whistle:

What the hell are you ramblin' on about you ey, what, exactly like? confused:

BM, why are you puttin' yerself through this ey, why?

A few months without a wumman about the place, and you invite another random one over? Shrugs:

If you'd 'ad yer 'ed screwed on proper like, this could have been a great and golden opportunity to get the lads over for a mega monster humongous big piss up  eastdrink048 and load of laughs. 

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