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Re: The new all new Miss D's trip to Cyprus disasters thread
« Reply #45 on: July 03, 2010, 04:52:53 PM »
Natural wheatgrass - what is that shite...?  Shrugs:

Wimmins so called 'healthy living'  ::)  shite cus they're FAT and trying to convince everyone they're losing weight type crap stuff like.
Give me strength.

Just wait 'til I come over to inspect our Me Mi   cloud9: BM.

Full English fry up every day, and cooked outside (BY ME with no whinging) for extra flavour too!
Sweet as a bag o' big nuts! cloud9:

But you are a bloke ...all talk and no action  lol:

I'm actually going  whistle:

What the hell are you ramblin' on about you ey, what, exactly like? confused:

BM, why are you puttin' yerself through this ey, why?

A few months without a wumman about the place, and you invite another random one over? Shrugs:

If you'd 'ad yer 'ed screwed on proper like, this could have been a great and golden opportunity to get the lads over for a mega monster humongous big piss up  eastdrink048 and load of laughs. 



I have a mahoosive pile of ironing....  whistle:

And the lads are welcome at any time...  cloud9:
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Re: The new all new Miss D's trip to Cyprus disasters thread
« Reply #46 on: July 03, 2010, 04:57:14 PM »
I am one of the lads  lol:
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Re: The new all new Miss D's trip to Cyprus disasters thread
« Reply #47 on: July 03, 2010, 04:58:02 PM »
I am one of the lads  lol:

And can come at any time?  rubschin:
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Re: The new all new Miss D's trip to Cyprus disasters thread
« Reply #49 on: July 03, 2010, 05:14:01 PM »
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Re: The new all new Miss D's trip to Cyprus disasters thread
« Reply #50 on: July 03, 2010, 05:15:24 PM »
I am one of the lads  lol:

Well ACT like one then, cook the brekkies and help get our Me Mi   cloud9: fixed.

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Re: The new all new Miss D's trip to Cyprus disasters thread
« Reply #52 on: July 03, 2010, 05:26:07 PM »
I am one of the lads  lol:

Well ACT like one then, cook the brekkies and help get our Me Mi   cloud9: fixed.

I don't think BM would appreciate my interference with the car and I daren't bloody well risk your wrath if I bodge anything up   scared2: . I know my limitations  lol:
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Re: The new all new Miss D's trip to Cyprus disasters thread
« Reply #53 on: July 04, 2010, 04:12:05 AM »
Good news Miss D!

Scorechio again today and forecast scorchio (32) all next week too....

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Re: The new all new Miss D's trip to Cyprus disasters thread
« Reply #54 on: July 04, 2010, 06:44:46 AM »
I will be going to buy me sun tan lotion today .....spray version of course ...no need for assistance in application  lol: lol: lol:
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Re: The new all new Miss D's trip to Cyprus disasters thread
« Reply #55 on: July 04, 2010, 07:02:13 AM »
I will be going to buy me sun tan lotion today .....spray version of course ...no need for assistance in application  lol: lol: lol:

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Re: The new all new Miss D's trip to Cyprus disasters thread
« Reply #56 on: July 04, 2010, 07:34:19 AM »
...firklin' ferretin' and fecklin' our Me Mi  cloud9: up for everyones benefit in here, ok?

How does that work then? Do we each get to use it one month a year like? Can I book November please.

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Re: The new all new Miss D's trip to Cyprus disasters thread
« Reply #57 on: July 04, 2010, 07:36:28 AM »
...firklin' ferretin' and fecklin' our Me Mi  cloud9: up for everyones benefit in here, ok?

How does that work then? Do we each get to use it one month a year like? Can I book November please.

I hope you're not thinking of this November!  lol:
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Re: The new all new Miss D's trip to Cyprus disasters thread
« Reply #58 on: July 04, 2010, 07:38:11 AM »
Is this the first time share car  ?  rubschin:
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Re: The new all new Miss D's trip to Cyprus disasters thread
« Reply #59 on: July 04, 2010, 07:44:40 AM »
Yes, we can all take turns pushing it.
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