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Re: The new all new Miss D's trip to Cyprus disasters thread
« Reply #75 on: July 06, 2010, 02:08:09 PM »
MMMMMMmmm have just finished the first round of packing ....now to go back and reduce some of it  redface:

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Re: The new all new Miss D's trip to Cyprus disasters thread
« Reply #76 on: July 06, 2010, 02:12:07 PM »
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Re: The new all new Miss D's trip to Cyprus disasters thread
« Reply #77 on: July 06, 2010, 03:13:01 PM »
MMMMMMmmm have just finished the first round of packing ....now to go back and reduce some of it  redface:

'Accidentally forget' BM's orders.....  whistle:

 eeek:


Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.... I need Mr. Tool!  scared2:

 shutup:

 lol: lol: lol:

It is actually a torque wrench... but then I suppose I would say that wouldn't I....?  rubschin:

You are all torque, no action.  noooo:

 lol: lol: lol:
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Re: The new all new Miss D's trip to Cyprus disasters thread
« Reply #78 on: July 06, 2010, 03:17:15 PM »
MMMMMMmmm have just finished the first round of packing ....now to go back and reduce some of it  redface:

'Accidentally forget' BM's orders.....  whistle:

 eeek:


Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.... I need Mr. Tool!  scared2:

 shutup:

 lol: lol: lol:

It is actually a torque wrench... but then I suppose I would say that wouldn't I....?  rubschin:

You are all torque, no action.  noooo:

 lol: lol: lol:

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Re: The new all new Miss D's trip to Cyprus disasters thread
« Reply #79 on: July 06, 2010, 04:01:32 PM »




"Torque wrench lands mysteriously in German town; possible revenge for England World Cup exit"
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Re: The new all new Miss D's trip to Cyprus disasters thread
« Reply #80 on: July 06, 2010, 04:58:10 PM »
I read that as Torque Wench   redface:
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Re: The new all new Miss D's trip to Cyprus disasters thread
« Reply #81 on: July 06, 2010, 05:21:40 PM »
As did I Snoops. confused:
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Re: The new all new Miss D's trip to Cyprus disasters thread
« Reply #82 on: July 06, 2010, 05:28:10 PM »
I hope she had a parachute  scared2:
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Re: The new all new Miss D's trip to Cyprus disasters thread
« Reply #83 on: July 06, 2010, 05:39:52 PM »
Crater  noooo:
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Re: The new all new Miss D's trip to Cyprus disasters thread
« Reply #84 on: July 06, 2010, 07:43:10 PM »
She is watching the footy....  ::)
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Re: The new all new Miss D's trip to Cyprus disasters thread
« Reply #85 on: July 06, 2010, 08:09:48 PM »
She's bored with you already then?
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Re: The new all new Miss D's trip to Cyprus disasters thread
« Reply #86 on: July 06, 2010, 08:10:25 PM »
FEED HER VODDY
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Re: The new all new Miss D's trip to Cyprus disasters thread
« Reply #87 on: July 06, 2010, 08:43:32 PM »
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Re: The new all new Miss D's trip to Cyprus disasters thread
« Reply #88 on: July 06, 2010, 08:50:17 PM »
Ok I have arrived here safely. Uneventful journey - efficient and did what is said on the tin, Easyjet flight  cloud9:
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BM has produced a bottle of voddy from the freezer and I am having to consume quite a bit as it is really freckin hot here  lol:

He moaned about the weight of my suitcase but has carried it up to my room. I have done a sweep of my room . No bugs, camera's or hidden devices that I can see  rubschin:

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Re: The new all new Miss D's trip to Cyprus disasters thread
« Reply #89 on: July 07, 2010, 05:07:01 AM »
She is still snoring away upstairs...  ::)
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