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Offline Miss Demeanour

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Re: The new all new Miss D's trip to Cyprus disasters thread
« Reply #90 on: July 07, 2010, 05:52:37 AM »
I'm not snoring ...that is an anti BM device that is triggered anytime you come near my bedroom door  whistle:
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Re: The new all new Miss D's trip to Cyprus disasters thread
« Reply #91 on: July 07, 2010, 06:00:41 AM »
Oh...  redface:
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Re: The new all new Miss D's trip to Cyprus disasters thread
« Reply #92 on: July 07, 2010, 06:35:31 AM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on July 07, 2010, 05:52:37 AM
I'm not snoring ...that is an anti BM device that is triggered anytime you come near my bedroom door  whistle:

Did you get much sleep then?  whistle:
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Re: The new all new Miss D's trip to Cyprus disasters thread
« Reply #93 on: July 07, 2010, 06:45:09 AM »
 lol:

I had my axe under my pillow as well ...always need a back up plan  ;)
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Re: The new all new Miss D's trip to Cyprus disasters thread
« Reply #94 on: July 07, 2010, 07:44:22 AM »
I thought they abolished slavery...?  evil:
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Re: The new all new Miss D's trip to Cyprus disasters thread
« Reply #95 on: July 07, 2010, 08:20:48 AM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on July 07, 2010, 05:52:37 AM
I'm not snoring ...that is an anti BM device that is triggered anytime you come near my bedroom door  whistle:

Did you set up the EyeballPoonTM on the keyhole as well?
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Re: The new all new Miss D's trip to Cyprus disasters thread
« Reply #96 on: July 07, 2010, 08:29:04 AM »
Blocked with toilet paper....  evil:
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Re: The new all new Miss D's trip to Cyprus disasters thread
« Reply #97 on: July 07, 2010, 01:13:44 PM »
She is nutty...  whacky115

She sat in the pool extolling the virtues of simplifying the language...

So instead of having 'fingers' and 'toes' in Miss D's world you'd have 'hand fingers' and 'foot fingers'...  rubschin:

This brilliant idea would apparently remove the need to have words for manicure and pedicure....  noooo:
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Re: The new all new Miss D's trip to Cyprus disasters thread
« Reply #98 on: July 07, 2010, 01:17:02 PM »
 noooo:

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Re: The new all new Miss D's trip to Cyprus disasters thread
« Reply #99 on: July 07, 2010, 01:17:53 PM »
Well it is based on the fact that I essentially don't like the word pedicure  lol:
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Re: The new all new Miss D's trip to Cyprus disasters thread
« Reply #100 on: July 07, 2010, 01:24:50 PM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on July 07, 2010, 01:17:53 PM
Well it is based on the fact that I essentially don't like the word pedicure  lol:

'A manicure of my foot toes' being much neater....  whacky115
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Re: The new all new Miss D's trip to Cyprus disasters thread
« Reply #101 on: July 07, 2010, 01:51:35 PM »
Feet to me are like shins to BM  sick2:
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Re: The new all new Miss D's trip to Cyprus disasters thread
« Reply #102 on: July 07, 2010, 02:18:41 PM »
Quote from: Snoopy on July 07, 2010, 01:51:35 PM
Feet to me are like shins to BM  sick2:

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Re: The new all new Miss D's trip to Cyprus disasters thread
« Reply #103 on: July 08, 2010, 05:19:36 AM »
Off sightseeing today once I have rehydrated  redface:
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Re: The new all new Miss D's trip to Cyprus disasters thread
« Reply #104 on: July 08, 2010, 07:18:26 AM »
Use a hose pipe and funnel Miss D, BM will rig it up for you, it will be much faster. ;)
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