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Re: Mishaps
« Reply #30 on: July 01, 2010, 10:45:58 AM »
I Know now .....    cos he told me how in a PM. I am now pondering other applications ~ I notice that it is bolloxed when anyone "quotes" it though. Mind you everything is easy once you know the answer  whistle:
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« Reply #31 on: July 01, 2010, 10:48:47 AM »
I Know now .....    cos he told me how in a PM. I am now pondering other applications ~ I notice that it is bolloxed when anyone "quotes" it though. Mind you everything is easy once you know the answer  whistle:

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« Reply #32 on: July 01, 2010, 12:27:01 PM »
Precisely  ;D
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« Reply #33 on: July 01, 2010, 12:57:27 PM »
I just got my shoelaces caught in my electric drill!  eeek:

That was a scary few moments I can tell you....  noooo:
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« Reply #34 on: July 01, 2010, 12:59:37 PM »
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« Reply #35 on: July 01, 2010, 01:49:19 PM »
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Re: Mishaps
« Reply #36 on: July 01, 2010, 01:50:42 PM »
Why were you drilling your shoes?

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« Reply #37 on: July 01, 2010, 01:53:58 PM »
He wasn't ~ it's just with LL away he has nobody to tie his laces for him....... Poor little chap.

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« Reply #38 on: July 01, 2010, 01:54:22 PM »
Why were you drilling your shoes?

I wasn't drilling my shoes!  cussing:
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Re: Mishaps
« Reply #39 on: July 01, 2010, 02:03:14 PM »
Why were you drilling your shoes?

I wasn't drilling my shoes!  cussing:

Buffing up your nails?

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Re: Mishaps
« Reply #40 on: July 01, 2010, 02:12:25 PM »
Why were you drilling your shoes?

I wasn't drilling my shoes!  cussing:

Buffing up your nails?

I wasn't buffing up my nails!  cussing:
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Re: Mishaps
« Reply #41 on: July 01, 2010, 02:13:53 PM »
I just got my shoelaces caught in my electric drill! 


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Re: Mishaps
« Reply #42 on: July 01, 2010, 06:38:05 PM »
Why were you drilling your shoes?

I wasn't drilling my shoes!  cussing:

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Re: Mishaps
« Reply #43 on: July 01, 2010, 06:58:27 PM »
I may have spilled some Guinness. The new hound may have drunk it.

Dog acting a bit mad now...

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Re: Mishaps
« Reply #44 on: July 01, 2010, 07:32:10 PM »
I may have spilled some Guinness. The new hound may have drunk it.

Dog acting a bit mad now...

Could just be a delayed reaction to living in the TMR household. whistle:
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