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« on: July 04, 2010, 07:49:09 AM »
The Jewish Lady Vicar tells me that she has let her central London flat to someone very well known in the film industry  whistle:

His only purpose in renting it (it's tiny) is to have a secret shagging site which his famous wife won't find out about  whistle:
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Re: Gossip
« Reply #1 on: July 04, 2010, 07:52:40 AM »
Wait for the PM frenzy  lol:
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Re: Gossip
« Reply #2 on: July 04, 2010, 07:55:47 AM »
Actually he is separated from Kate WInslet  her now
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Re: Gossip
« Reply #3 on: July 04, 2010, 07:57:52 AM »
Jim Threapleton then...?  ::)
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Re: Gossip
« Reply #4 on: July 04, 2010, 07:59:02 AM »
No, the next one
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Re: Gossip
« Reply #5 on: July 04, 2010, 08:00:23 AM »
Sam???  eeek:
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Re: Gossip
« Reply #6 on: July 04, 2010, 08:01:11 AM »
But if he's separated does he need a little hide-a-way?
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Re: Gossip
« Reply #7 on: July 04, 2010, 08:04:16 AM »
Evidently so

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Re: Gossip
« Reply #8 on: July 04, 2010, 08:05:38 AM »
Is he shagging a bloke then ???
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Re: Gossip
« Reply #9 on: July 04, 2010, 08:09:03 AM »
How would I know?  ::)
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Re: Gossip
« Reply #10 on: July 04, 2010, 08:16:14 AM »
Quote from: Nick on July 04, 2010, 08:09:03 AM
How would I know?  ::)

Go and find out like...  ::)
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Re: Gossip
« Reply #11 on: July 04, 2010, 08:26:14 AM »
Why would any of us be even the slightest bit interested in this ey, why? Shrugs:

Don't know your Jewish vicar friend, the flat or this so called famous film star and his shagabint who I've never 'eard of and couldn't actually give a flying duck about anyway, today, tomorrow, or any other time either for that matter. ::)

Why don't you actually get yourself a bit of hobby ey, instead of pressing yer ear to the walls listening to boring tittle tattle, you oh so sad scruffy ginger bearded little mouse?
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Re: Gossip
« Reply #12 on: July 04, 2010, 08:26:51 AM »
Quote from: Nick on July 04, 2010, 08:09:03 AM
How would I know?  ::)


Because dear chap you are the bearer of the gos.  Now go and sell this story to the Sun and buy the property in Nottingham outright. 8)
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Re: Gossip
« Reply #13 on: July 04, 2010, 08:27:46 AM »
Quote from: GROWLER on July 04, 2010, 08:26:14 AM
Why would any of us be even the slightest bit interested in this ey, why? Shrugs:

Don't know your Jewish vicar friend, the flat or this so called famous film star and his shagabint who I've never 'eard of and couldn't actually give a flying duck about anyway, today tomorrow or any at other time either for that matter. ::)

Why don't you actually get yourself a bit of hobby ey, instead of pressing yer ear to the walls listening to boring tittle tattle, you oh so sad scruffy ginger bearded little mouse?
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You have a PM
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Re: Gossip
« Reply #14 on: July 04, 2010, 08:29:15 AM »
Quote from: Nick on July 04, 2010, 08:27:46 AM
Quote from: GROWLER on July 04, 2010, 08:26:14 AM
Why would any of us be even the slightest bit interested in this ey, why? Shrugs:

Don't know your Jewish vicar friend, the flat or this so called famous film star and his shagabint who I've never 'eard of and couldn't actually give a flying duck about anyway, today tomorrow or any at other time either for that matter. ::)

Why don't you actually get yourself a bit of hobby ey, instead of pressing yer ear to the walls listening to boring tittle tattle, you oh so sad scruffy ginger bearded little mouse?
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You have a PM

Oh great. ::)

I'll save it 'til after me brekky like.
I like 'avin' things to look forward to, don't you? whistle:
« Last Edit: July 04, 2010, 08:31:56 AM by GROWLER »
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