Bored are we rozzer?

[GROWLER]

It's a conspiracy ~ they are cutting us off from civilization 



Send food parcels!

Well I'm sending you MM instead, as she has taken it upon herself to start talking constantly in a pseudo Welsh accent....just to annoy me...successfully...like.

I can do a Welsh accent too ~ look you. Gets me into no end of trouble.

The problem is I take on the accent of whoever I'm talking with.

I have a Scots mate who lives opposite. If we get together within ten minutes I'm into full Billy Connelly accent.
'Bout the only one I don't seem to do is Scouse ~ even if I try it sounds like Brummy.
More sort of Jasper carrot than John Lennon like.

I could learn you proper like.

Been teaching me mate in Gerrrrrmany. His English speaking mates are well impressed with some of the shite he's coming out with now apparently.

[GROWLER]

The rozzers have delved into pockets and handed money to one of their number.



He has now gone into the chip shop whilst everyone else has got back into their cars.


Somethings never change  

Ahhh bless 'em. They've got to eat i suppose.

Nip next door after too to the Spar to load up with an evenings supply of jam doghnuts p'raps?

Canteen at Divisional HQ is prolly closed.

Anywhoo the chosen shopper copper has returned and handed what looks like kebab and chips to one "passenger" and a pie n chips to the driver. Now he is in his own vehicle and I can't see what he and his mate are having.



They have now driven off chewing.

I sincerly hope they aren't delving into their nose bags whilst driving, you know, not in full control of the car etc?

[Snoopy]

It's a conspiracy ~ they are cutting us off from civilization 



Send food parcels!

Well I'm sending you MM instead, as she has taken it upon herself to start talking constantly in a pseudo Welsh accent....just to annoy me...successfully...like.

I can do a Welsh accent too ~ look you. Gets me into no end of trouble.

The problem is I take on the accent of whoever I'm talking with.

I have a Scots mate who lives opposite. If we get together within ten minutes I'm into full Billy Connelly accent.
'Bout the only one I don't seem to do is Scouse ~ even if I try it sounds like Brummy.
More sort of Jasper carrot than John Lennon like.

I could learn you proper like.

Been teaching me mate in Gerrrrrmany. His English speaking mates are well impressed with some of the shite he's coming out with now apparently.

That's a very kind offer but having reached 63 without I think I can manage thanks............. Like.

I sincerly hope they aren't delving into their nose bags whilst driving, you know, not in full control of the car etc?

Of course they have. One driver had his polystyrene (sp?) box on his lap and the other balanced his on the dash, in easy reach like.

[Nick]

Report them 

[Snoopy]

I failed to get their numbers 

[GROWLER]

Report them 

Waste of time. They all cover up for each other. Laws for them, different ones for us mere plebs.

[Nick]

 

SOunds like Boy #1 had a good burfday though. WHIch steam train?

[Nick]

Report them 

Waste of time. They all cover up for each other. Laws for them, different ones for us mere plebs.

BTW drove the length of the A540 earlier. There must be a billion orange cones along it 

[Snoopy]

SOunds like Boy #1 had a good burfday though. WHIch steam train?

http://www.lake-railway.co.uk/


Narrow Gauge ~ used to serve the slate mines/quarries

[GROWLER]

Report them 

Waste of time. They all cover up for each other. Laws for them, different ones for us mere plebs.

BTW drove the length of the A540 earlier. There must be a billion orange cones along it 

Any human 'activity' amongst them, or where they all sitting in a tranny, feet on dash, reading  a faded copy of 'The Sun' drinking tea and stuffing jam doughnuts down their fat throats?

[GROWLER]

SOunds like Boy #1 had a good burfday though. WHIch steam train?

http://www.lake-railway.co.uk/


Narrow Gauge ~ used to serve the slate mines/quarries

Been on that many moons ago. Ace.

[Snoopy]

SOunds like Boy #1 had a good burfday though. WHIch steam train?

http://www.lake-railway.co.uk/


Narrow Gauge ~ used to serve the slate mines/quarries

Been on that many moons ago. Ace.

It was the lad's choice ~ one of the few in the area he hasn't been on. Steam Train mad! He just stands there sniffing all the steam, soot, smoke and oil like he is in heaven.

[Nick]

First ever outing me and The Boy went on was to Llangollen (he was 4) . He was not happy at all till he realised Thomas and Toby were visiting (see also Dirty Diesel)

[GROWLER]

First ever outing me and The Boy went on was to Llangollen (he was 4) . He was not happy at all till he realised Thomas and Toby were visiting (see also Dirty Diesel)

I'm sure he's there at the moment, or very soon like. Saw summat in the paper whilst waiting to get me fur trimmed this morning.
Brought back some happy memories that did, but made me all sad too.

I absolutely adore steam engines.

[Nick]