A gift idea?

[Nick]

I might get one or two of these for CHristmas 

Lord The Boy has a ring to it, I think 

http://www.lordtitles.co.uk/index.html

[Snoopy]

I have one ~ utterly useless unless booking a table at some posh place.

The look of disappointment on the owners face when you turn up is worth the price.







Yes it was a "funny" gift from someone who couldn't think of what to give me as she said "You have everything"

[Nick]

The look of disappointment on the owners face when you turn up is worth the price.

I know that look 

[Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)]

Umm I want one.

[Miss Demeanour]

You could marry Snoops 

[Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)]

A sound idea Miss D, other than the fact that he is already married and his tag is
Bigamy is having one wife or husband too many.
Monogamy is the same ~ Oscar Wilde

I suppose I could kidnap him but Mrs S might object but then she might not, oh dear decisions decisions, should prolly just get my own.

[Miss Demeanour]

Always the voice of reason 

[Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)]

I find collapso helps on these occasions.