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Re: Barbers, hairdressers et alia
« Reply #15 on: July 08, 2010, 05:34:39 PM »
I really must get all this into some sort of book for the kids. I've been beavering away at the family tree for years and now there is only me left who knows all the little bits of my history and that of the family. It has got to be recorded for those that follow or all will be lost.
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« Reply #16 on: July 08, 2010, 06:06:08 PM »
B@stard!   Not you Snoops; I've just remembered his name ... Mr Marshall  evil:

Bore an uncanny resemblance to this geezer too, and about the same era  cry:


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« Reply #17 on: July 08, 2010, 06:07:28 PM »
Where does BM go?

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« Reply #18 on: July 08, 2010, 06:08:33 PM »
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« Reply #19 on: July 08, 2010, 07:20:56 PM »
Do me own...have done for years. No3 on top, No1 back and sides.

Although when I was younger I used to be mistaken for Jason King. Used to be quite pleased...until he was caught out in mens toilets in Kings Square in Gloucester evil:

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« Reply #20 on: July 09, 2010, 08:28:43 AM »
Bald then.
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« Reply #21 on: July 09, 2010, 02:39:41 PM »

Although when I was younger I used to be mistaken for Jason King. Used to be quite pleased...until he was caught out in mens toilets in Kings Square in Gloucester evil:


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In 1975, he was arrested and convicted for an act of "gross indecency" in the toilets of Gloucester bus station. His homosexuality was well known in acting circles, where he was known as Petunia Winegum.

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« Reply #22 on: July 09, 2010, 02:58:05 PM »
Although when I was younger I used to be mistaken for Jason King. Used to be quite pleased...until he was caught out in mens toilets in Kings Square in Gloucester evil:

Pirate was "mistaken for Jason King" ..... who was born in August 1933.
That means that Mr Wyngarde (if he has been spared) is now nearing 77 years of age so would have been 42 when he was apprehended cottaging in Gloucester.

Dream on Pirate ~ either you are a lot older than you have previously suggested or you were a little boy who THOUGHT HOPED he looked like Peter Wyngarde.
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« Reply #23 on: July 09, 2010, 02:59:34 PM »
WHy is it always in toilets??  sick2:
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Re: Barbers, hairdressers et alia
« Reply #25 on: July 09, 2010, 03:08:50 PM »
LL does mine with 'lektrik clippers like...

When I came back to the UK the other week I popped the clippers in my bag so she could give me a trim before the funeral - not realising the clipper bag contained a mahoosive pair of scissors...

So, get to security, bag in the X-Ray machine and... nothing...  ::)


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« Reply #26 on: July 09, 2010, 03:12:23 PM »
WHy is it always in toilets??  sick2:


I hope that is a rhetorical question or do you really want me to tell you?
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« Reply #27 on: July 09, 2010, 03:14:52 PM »
WHy is it always in toilets??  sick2:


I hope that is a rhetorical question or do you really want me to tell you?

All people go to toilets once in a while. If you are George Michael or Peter Wyngarde you could pick up blokes anywhere. Or got to Soho. I wouldn't hang around in bogs looking for a date,would I?
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Re: Barbers, hairdressers et alia
« Reply #28 on: July 09, 2010, 03:29:47 PM »
That's the whole point ~ Public toilets are where the rough trade hang out waiting to be "picked up".
It's not really possible for a bloke to walk up to another bloke in a street and say "fancy a quicky?" without risking getting your nose broken.

In the public toilets there are locks on doors so that the act can, with luck, be private. Hardly give someone a blowjob in the street can you? A wink and a nod to someone in the gents is the usual pick-up and straight into a cubicle.

As for Soho ~ it's a fvking long way to go for a w@nk if you happen to be in Gloucester at the time the mood strikes. ::)

I know the whole thing makes some of you  sick2: but accept it happens. If you don't fancy it then a simple "No Thanks" is all that is required.
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« Reply #29 on: July 09, 2010, 03:39:22 PM »
The werld is full of gay bars and pubs and such nowadays. I accidentally went into the Coleherene for a pint in the 70s  eeek:

SO that option has been round for years, I am sure.
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