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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #1245 on: February 11, 2012, 07:17:38 AM »
Quote from: Just One More on February 10, 2012, 11:00:28 PM
President Obama decides to take a break and go out to sit in a local bar. A guy walks in and asks the barman, 'Isn't that President Obama sitting at the end of the bar?'
The bartender says, 'Yep, that's him.' So the guy walks over and says, 'Wow, this is a real honor! What are you doing in here?'
Obama says, ' I'm planning WW III.'
Then the guy says, 'Really? What's going to happen?'
obama says, 'Well, I'm going to kill 140 million Muslims and one blonde with big tits. The guy exclaimed, 'A blonde with big tits? Why kill a blonde with big tits?'
Obama turns to the bartender and says, 'See, I told you, no one gives a shit about the 140 million Muslims.'

AFFS!  ::)
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #1246 on: February 11, 2012, 07:27:16 AM »
Thought so  redface:
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #1247 on: February 11, 2012, 07:28:16 AM »
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #1248 on: February 12, 2012, 07:52:59 AM »
RIP Whitney, Eastenders will never be the same  lol:
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #1249 on: February 12, 2012, 08:04:34 AM »
whooosh!!!!

(that's the sound of that joke passing me by.)
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #1250 on: February 12, 2012, 01:03:41 PM »


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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #1251 on: February 12, 2012, 01:58:55 PM »
Whitney Houston to star in her new film.

The Bodybag........
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #1252 on: February 12, 2012, 05:01:15 PM »
Quote from: apc2010 on February 12, 2012, 01:58:55 PM
Whitney Houston to star in her new film.

The Bodybag........

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #1253 on: February 12, 2012, 10:04:19 PM »
Whitney Houston has now been drug free for at least one day  whistle:
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #1254 on: February 13, 2012, 01:00:52 PM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on February 12, 2012, 10:04:19 PM
Whitney Houston has now been drug free for at least one day  whistle:

 happy001
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #1255 on: February 13, 2012, 01:04:25 PM »
Quote from: Barman on February 13, 2012, 01:00:52 PM
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on February 12, 2012, 10:04:19 PM
Whitney Houston has now been drug free for at least one day  whistle:

Happy001

You seem to be struggling wiv yer Tablet.  noooo:
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #1256 on: February 13, 2012, 01:07:04 PM »
Quote from: Snoopy on February 13, 2012, 01:04:25 PM
Quote from: Barman on February 13, 2012, 01:00:52 PM
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on February 12, 2012, 10:04:19 PM
Whitney Houston has now been drug free for at least one day  whistle:

Happy001

You seem to be struggling wiv yer Tablet.  noooo:

I am a bit...  redface:
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #1257 on: February 13, 2012, 10:48:10 PM »
I saw a guy lying unconscious in my street today. I tried doing the hand-only CPR the way Vinnie Jones showed me on the British Heart Foundation advert but by the time I'd found my Bee Gee's CD the poor bastard was already dead.

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #1258 on: February 14, 2012, 06:17:47 AM »
It's not right, but it's okay'

...sings Whitney Houston's coroner as he slowly unbuckles his belt.
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #1259 on: February 14, 2012, 11:28:22 AM »
Quote from: The Moan Ranger (Orderer of the Young's) on February 14, 2012, 06:17:47 AM
It's not right, but it's okay'

...sings Whitney Houston's coroner as he slowly unbuckles his belt.

 ;D ;D    redface:
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