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[apc2010]

BREAKING NEWS!!!

A mob of dyslexic parents have just kicked the fuck out of Jimmy Somerville............

[Barman]

 

[apc2010]

New Bond film's theme performed by Adele.



A rare example of something beginning when the fat lady sings..........

[Baldy]

New Bond film's theme performed by Adele.



A rare example of something beginning when the fat lady sings..........

 

[Barman]

New Bond film's theme performed by Adele.



A rare example of something beginning when the fat lady sings..........

Beer >>>>> keyboard 

[Baldy]

"Jesus Loves You"

A nice thing to hear in church.....but a horrific thing to hear in a Mexican prison.

[Barman]

"Jesus Loves You"

A nice thing to hear in church.....but a horrific thing to hear in a Mexican prison.

AFFS! 

[The Moan Ranger]

I accidentally swallowed a load of Scrabble pieces.

Having a shit later could spell trouble.

[Just One More]

 

[The Moan Ranger]

Pythagoras walks into a bar muttering, 'If a right-angled triangle has a short side, X, a long side, Y, and hypotenuse, Z, then the square of Z must be equal to the sum of the square of X and the square of, erm... uh...'

The barman says, 'Y, the long face?'

[Barman]

I accidentally swallowed a load of Scrabble pieces.

Having a shit later could spell trouble.

 

[Barman]

A horse walks into a bar...

The barman says, 'Y, the long face?'

There, fixed that for you.... 

[apc2010]

I've just seen Jordan's book marked as 'Special Price' in Tesco.......

Can't figure out if that's a deal, or if the book is about her son Harvey?

[Barman]

I've just seen Jordan's book marked as 'Special Price' in Tesco.......

Can't figure out if that's a deal, or if the book is about her son Harvey?

 

[Darwins Selection]

I've just seen Jordan's book marked as 'Special Price' in Tesco.......

Can't figure out if that's a deal, or if the book is about her son Harvey?

Harv Price?

That's better than DFS.