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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #1740 on: November 08, 2012, 07:39:20 PM »

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #1741 on: November 15, 2012, 02:55:46 PM »
John McAfee is wanted for murder.........

Bet his trial only lasts 30 days ,,,,,,,,,

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #1742 on: November 15, 2012, 04:47:52 PM »
John McAfee is wanted for murder.........

Bet his trial only lasts 30 days ,,,,,,,,,

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #1743 on: November 15, 2012, 08:44:04 PM »
John McAfee is wanted for murder.........

Bet his trial only lasts 30 days ,,,,,,,,,

 lol: lol:

.. and only the Mac will get locked up.
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #1744 on: November 20, 2012, 05:18:08 PM »
Russian Women's Hockey Team
 
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"Political Correctness is a doctrine fostered by a delusional, illogical minority, and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end." 

Well, someone had to say it!

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #1745 on: November 20, 2012, 09:59:24 PM »
 eeek: eeek: eeek:

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #1746 on: November 21, 2012, 06:12:08 AM »
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #1747 on: November 21, 2012, 09:09:10 PM »
When Chelsea signed Roberto Di Matteo on a two season contract.....

 did no one realise that meant summer and autumn?

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #1748 on: November 21, 2012, 10:32:19 PM »

"You haven't listened to a word I've said, have you?"..

Always seems like a strange way for my wife to start a conversation with me........

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #1749 on: November 21, 2012, 10:35:02 PM »

"You haven't listened to a word I've said, have you?"..

Always seems like a strange way for my wife to start a conversation with me........

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« Reply #1750 on: November 22, 2012, 05:06:26 AM »

"You haven't listened to a word I've said, have you?"..

Always seems like a strange way for my wife to start a conversation with me........

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #1751 on: November 22, 2012, 09:29:33 AM »
IMPOSSIBILITIES IN THE WORLD
 
1. You can't count your hair.
2. You can't wash your eyes with soap.
3. You can't breathe when your tongue is out.
 
Put your tongue back in your mouth, you silly person.
 
10 Things I know about you.
 
1) You are reading this.
2) You are human.
3) You can't say the letter ''P'' without separating your lips.
4) You just attempted to do it.
6) You are laughing at yourself.
7) You have a smile on your face and you skipped No. 5.
8) You just checked to see if there is a No. 5.
9) You laugh at this because you are a fun loving person & everyone does it
too.
10) You are probably going to send this to see who else falls for it.
 
"Political Correctness is a doctrine fostered by a delusional, illogical minority, and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end." 

Well, someone had to say it!

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #1752 on: November 22, 2012, 10:42:15 AM »
IMPOSSIBILITIES IN THE WORLD
 
1. You can't count your hair.
2. You can't wash your eyes with soap.
3. You can't breathe when your tongue is out.
 
Put your tongue back in your mouth, you silly person.
 
10 Things I know about you.
 
1) You are reading this.
2) You are human.
3) You can't say the letter ''P'' without separating your lips.
4) You just attempted to do it.
6) You are laughing at yourself.
7) You have a smile on your face and you skipped No. 5.
8) You just checked to see if there is a No. 5.
9) You laugh at this because you are a fun loving person & everyone does it
too.
10) You are probably going to send this to see who else falls for it.


 lol: lol: lol:

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #1753 on: November 22, 2012, 11:26:06 AM »
 lol: lol:

I tried #2 in the shower this morning.  noooo:

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #1754 on: November 22, 2012, 11:31:58 AM »
lol: lol:

I tried #2 in the shower this morning.  noooo:

You had a shit in the shower?  eeek:
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