“Dad?”
“Yes son?”
“You know how you told me where babies come from?”
“Yes. Do you have any questions?”
“Well, yes, Our teacher was telling us about gay people today”
“I see”
“What does gay mean?”
“Well, it means that insatead of being attracted to the opposite sex, you are attracted to your own”
“So do they fall in love?”
“I guess so”
“So you said the man and the woman fall in love, get married and have babies. Can gay people have babies?”
“Not directly, they can get someone to help”
“But it’s not a real baby, you told me I was a bit of you and a bit of Mum”
“Yes”
“And can they get married?”
“Not at the moment.”
“So they shouldn’t have children”
“Well they can’t anyway, really”
“So why do they want to get married?”
“Er”
“Dad, you said the man puts his penis into a woman’s vagina”
“Yes”
“What do gay men do?”
“Well, they use their anus like a vagina”
“Where my poo comes out?”
“Yes”
“It must hurt”
“At first, I guess”
“It must stink with all that poo”
“They seem to like it”
“But what about two women, Dad, what do they do? They don’t even have a penis”
“Sit down, son, Dad will just bring something up on redtube for us both to watch”
“Smashing!”
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