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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #1815 on: December 27, 2012, 12:10:18 PM »
I'm too good for this place....  evil:
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #1816 on: December 27, 2012, 12:11:57 PM »
I'm too good for this place....  evil:

It is known as "Leaving the stage to the sound of your own footsteps" as I'm sure apc will be well able to confirm.
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #1817 on: December 27, 2012, 12:16:27 PM »
I'm too good for this place....  evil:

It is known as "Leaving the stage to the sound of your own footsteps" as I'm sure apc will be well able to confirm.

Never had it happen to me .......but worked with a young guy last year who got savaged .........I had to jump in ....felt so bad for him ....... noooo:   he never did stand-up again .........

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #1818 on: December 27, 2012, 12:19:07 PM »
I'm too good for this place....  evil:

It is known as "Leaving the stage to the sound of your own footsteps" as I'm sure apc will be well able to confirm.

Never had it happen to me .......but worked with a young guy last year who got savaged .........I had to jump in ....felt so bad for him ....... noooo:   he never did stand-up again .........

Never short of rotten fruit tho I expect....  whistle:
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #1819 on: December 28, 2012, 10:34:42 AM »
In hindsight I should have posted my Facebook status as:  "I've blown the head gasket on my 1997 XR3i" rather than "I've just buggered a 14 year old escort"........
........The police still haven't seen the funny side, my lap top's been confiscated, and the wife has gone off to her mum's.
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #1820 on: December 28, 2012, 12:10:38 PM »
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #1821 on: December 30, 2012, 11:27:57 AM »
Maybe it is - but, if you're expecting me to trawl through 120+ pages to see if something has been posted previously, well, you'll be in for a long wait!
"Political Correctness is a doctrine fostered by a delusional, illogical minority, and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end." 

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #1822 on: January 01, 2013, 08:49:15 AM »
I don't want to think I'm getting old or anything, but all the noises I used to make during sex, I now make getting out of bed.
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #1823 on: January 01, 2013, 08:51:34 AM »
What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #1824 on: January 01, 2013, 09:08:27 AM »
 lol: lol: lol:
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #1825 on: January 01, 2013, 09:14:08 AM »
Thats the trouble with odd numbers at the dinner table Miss D .. always that stray cracker!   lol:
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #1826 on: January 01, 2013, 09:27:34 AM »
What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #1827 on: January 01, 2013, 09:34:35 AM »
I don't want to think I'm getting old or anything, but all the noises I used to make during sex, I now make getting out of bed.


Just too close to the truth to be laughed at.  sad24:
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #1828 on: January 01, 2013, 10:48:53 AM »
I don't want to think I'm getting old or anything, but all the noises I used to make during sex, I now make getting out of bed.


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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #1829 on: January 01, 2013, 03:12:58 PM »
Ladies, check out this really cool trick that will make you very popular with the guys.

Take your upper lip and make it touch your lower lip. Now keep them like that.