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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #2025 on: March 24, 2013, 06:13:51 PM »
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #2026 on: March 24, 2013, 11:44:34 PM »
LiFe - It's an "F" in lie

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #2027 on: March 25, 2013, 12:01:04 AM »

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #2029 on: March 30, 2013, 11:07:22 AM »
There are some bars, some grey walls, a toilet and a big black man.....



 Can you guess what it is yet ?............

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #2030 on: March 30, 2013, 11:13:57 AM »
Is it wise to

let me try some cheating adjustment
There are some bars, some grey walls, a toilet and a big black man bear.....



 Can you guess what it is yet ?............
Moggy cave  ;)


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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #2031 on: March 30, 2013, 11:28:37 AM »
There are some bars, some grey walls, a toilet and a big black man.....



 Can you guess what it is yet ?............


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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #2032 on: March 30, 2013, 11:36:57 AM »
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #2033 on: April 02, 2013, 02:07:35 PM »
A e-mail has flooded in:

 
Subject: Fwd: Fw: Unhappy Muslims



Everyone seems to be wondering why Muslim
Terrorists are so quick to commit suicide.
Lets have a look at the evidence:
- No Christmas
- No television
- No nude women
- No football
- No pork chops
- No hot dogs
- No burgers
- No beer
- No bacon
- Rags for clothes
- Towels for hats

- Constant wailing from some idiot in a tower
- More than one wife
More than one mother in law
- You can't shave
- Your wife can't shave
- You can't wash off the smell of donkey
- You cook over burning camel shit
- Your wife is picked by someone else for you
- and your wife smells worse than your donkey
Then they tell you that "when you die, it all gets better"??
Well no SHIT Sherlock!

It's not like it could get much worse
THE MUSLIMS ARE NOT HAPPY!

They're not happy in Gaza ..
They're not happy in Egypt ..
They're not happy in Libya ..
They're not happy in Morocco ..
They're not happy in Iran ..
They're not happy in Iraq ..
They're not happy in Yemen ..
They're not happy in Afghanistan ..
They're not happy in Pakistan ..
They're not happy in Syria ..
They're not happy in Lebanon ..

SO, WHERE ARE THEY HAPPY?

They’re happy in West Yorkshire
They're happy in Australia ..
They're happy in Canada ..
They're happy in England ..
They're happy in France ..
They're happy in Italy ..
They're happy in Germany ..
They're happy in Sweden ..
They're happy in the USA ..
They're happy in Norway ..
They're happy in Holland .
They're happy in Denmark ..

Basically, they're happy in every country that is not Muslim
and unhappy in every country that is!

AND WHO DO THEY BLAME?

Not Islam.
Not their leadership.
Not themselves.

THEY BLAME THE COUNTRIES THEY ARE HAPPY IN!

AND THEN; They want to change those countries to be like...

THE COUNTRY THEY CAME FROM WHERE THEY WERE UNHAPPY!

Excuse me, but I can't help wondering...

How dumb can you get?
"Political Correctness is a doctrine fostered by a delusional, illogical minority, and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end." 

Well, someone had to say it!

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #2034 on: April 02, 2013, 02:33:01 PM »
Yet another e-mail has


Subject: FW: An Age Old Question...
 
 
An Observation on an Age Old Question


What deep thinkers men are...
I mowed the lawn today, and after doing so I sat down and had a cold beer.

The day was really quite beautiful, and the drink facilitated some deep thinking on various topics.

Finally I thought about an age old question:

Is giving birth more painful than getting kicked in the nuts?

Women always maintain that giving birth is way more painful than a guy getting kicked in the nuts.
Well, after another beer, and some heavy deductive thinking, I have come up with the answer to that question.

Getting kicked in the nuts is more painful than having a baby; and here is the reason for my conclusion.

A year or so after giving birth, a woman will often say, "It might be nice to have another child."

On the other hand, you never hear a guy say, "You know, I think I would like another kick in the nuts."

I rest my case. Time for another beer.
 
 
"Political Correctness is a doctrine fostered by a delusional, illogical minority, and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end." 

Well, someone had to say it!

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #2035 on: April 07, 2013, 06:44:49 PM »
Having sex is a lot like spreading butter on toast........





It's possible with a credit card, but so much easier with a knife........

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #2036 on: April 08, 2013, 05:11:32 PM »

David Cameron has just sent his official letter to the Thatcher residence.......

It starts "I regret to inform you that due to recent events you now have too many bedrooms...........

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #2037 on: April 08, 2013, 06:14:55 PM »

David Cameron has just sent his official letter to the Thatcher residence.......

It starts "I regret to inform you that due to recent events you now have too many bedrooms...........

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #2038 on: April 08, 2013, 06:36:17 PM »

David Cameron has just sent his official letter to the Thatcher residence.......

It starts "I regret to inform you that due to recent events you now have too many bedrooms...........

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #2039 on: April 09, 2013, 10:06:13 PM »

Considering the damage Thatcher did to the British steel industry,............



 I'm surprised she could find a fucking bucket to kick..........