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It is rare I get any worth passing on, but a couple here made me smile.I particularly liked 3. for some reason.Quote Here are a dozen classics from the classroom ... allegedly! 1. Today we learned about the Hardon Collider. When the Hardon Collider is turned on it could cause a big bang. 2. You are under a rest and we will hold you in custard for the night said the policeman. 3. Lowry's pictures are mostly about the different prats of Manchester. 4. I love drawing and painting so my favourite subject is ars. 5. The pilot was bound to crash the plane. The moment he saw his wig come loose and fall to the ground he knew there was no chance of survival. 6. And now, said Mr. Brooks, I shall read your fathers last will and testacle. 7. One of the most important forces in nature is the force which pulls things to the ground. This force is called gravy. 8. In Africa wild breasts roam the plains. 9. In the forests of Scotland you can see wild dears and slags. 10. The Danish people come from Denmark, the Norwejuns come from Norway and the Lapdancers come from Lapland. 11. In the news today they said they have found the remains of a Roman fart. 12. The judge condomned the prisoner to death.
Here are a dozen classics from the classroom ... allegedly! 1. Today we learned about the Hardon Collider. When the Hardon Collider is turned on it could cause a big bang. 2. You are under a rest and we will hold you in custard for the night said the policeman. 3. Lowry's pictures are mostly about the different prats of Manchester. 4. I love drawing and painting so my favourite subject is ars. 5. The pilot was bound to crash the plane. The moment he saw his wig come loose and fall to the ground he knew there was no chance of survival. 6. And now, said Mr. Brooks, I shall read your fathers last will and testacle. 7. One of the most important forces in nature is the force which pulls things to the ground. This force is called gravy. 8. In Africa wild breasts roam the plains. 9. In the forests of Scotland you can see wild dears and slags. 10. The Danish people come from Denmark, the Norwejuns come from Norway and the Lapdancers come from Lapland. 11. In the news today they said they have found the remains of a Roman fart. 12. The judge condomned the prisoner to death.
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