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Offline The Moan Ranger

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #2475 on: August 04, 2013, 11:32:54 PM »
The new Doctor Who is Glaswegian.

The first episode will see him in his hometown, fighting hordes of Cidermen.

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #2476 on: August 04, 2013, 11:57:37 PM »
The new Doctor Who is Glaswegian.

The first episode will see him in his hometown, fighting hordes of Cidermen.
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #2477 on: August 05, 2013, 05:59:26 AM »
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #2478 on: August 05, 2013, 06:04:41 AM »
I accidentally dropped a bag of rice down the toilet.

So I placed it in a box of smartphones and left it overnight.

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #2479 on: August 05, 2013, 06:05:17 AM »
The new Doctor Who is Glaswegian.

The first episode will see him in his hometown, fighting hordes of Cidermen.

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #2480 on: August 05, 2013, 07:57:33 AM »
The new Doctor Who is Glaswegian.

The first episode will see him in his hometown, fighting hordes of Cidermen.

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #2481 on: August 05, 2013, 07:58:16 AM »
I accidentally dropped a bag of rice down the toilet.

So I placed it in a box of smartphones and left it overnight.

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #2482 on: August 05, 2013, 08:11:41 AM »
This guy dies and his wife gets him cremated. She takes the ashes home and lays them out on the table and starts talking to them.

"You know that fur coat you promised me? I bought it with the insurance money. You know the new car you promised me? I bought it with the insurance money."

Then she whispers, "You know that blowjob I promised you? Well, here it comes..."
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #2483 on: August 05, 2013, 09:40:50 PM »
A young man moved out from home and into a new apartment, all on his own.


He went proudly down to the lobby to put his name on his mailbox. While
there, a stunning young blonde lady came out of the apartment next to the
mailboxes,

wearing only a robe.

The boy smiled at the young woman and she started up a conversation with
him.

As they talked, her robe slipped open, and it was obvious that she had
nothing else on.

The poor kid broke into a sweat trying to maintain eye contact.

After a few minutes, she placed her hand on his arm and said, 'Let's go to
my apartment, I hear someone coming.'

He followed her into her apartment; she closed the door and leaned against
it,

allowing her robe to fall off completely.

Now nude, she purred at him, 'What would you say is my best feature?'

Flustered and embarrassed, he finally squeaked, 'It's got to be your ears.'

Astounded, and a little hurt she asked, 'My ears?!?!?'


'Look at these breasts; they are a full 39 inches and 100% natural.  I work
out every day and my ass is firm and solid. I have a 28 inch waist.
Look at my skin - not a blemish anywhere. How can you think that the best
part of my body is my ears?'

Clearing his throat, he stammered ...


'Outside,.... when you said you.......heard someone coming.......that was
me......'

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #2484 on: August 05, 2013, 10:04:45 PM »
A young man moved out from home and into a new apartment, all on his own.


He went proudly down to the lobby to put his name on his mailbox. While
there, a stunning young blonde lady came out of the apartment next to the
mailboxes,

wearing only a robe.

The boy smiled at the young woman and she started up a conversation with
him.

As they talked, her robe slipped open, and it was obvious that she had
nothing else on.

The poor kid broke into a sweat trying to maintain eye contact.

After a few minutes, she placed her hand on his arm and said, 'Let's go to
my apartment, I hear someone coming.'

He followed her into her apartment; she closed the door and leaned against
it,

allowing her robe to fall off completely.

Now nude, she purred at him, 'What would you say is my best feature?'

Flustered and embarrassed, he finally squeaked, 'It's got to be your ears.'

Astounded, and a little hurt she asked, 'My ears?!?!?'


'Look at these breasts; they are a full 39 inches and 100% natural.  I work
out every day and my ass is firm and solid. I have a 28 inch waist.
Look at my skin - not a blemish anywhere. How can you think that the best
part of my body is my ears?'

Clearing his throat, he stammered ...


'Outside,.... when you said you.......heard someone coming.......that was
me......'
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #2485 on: August 05, 2013, 10:43:01 PM »
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #2486 on: August 06, 2013, 05:33:18 AM »
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #2487 on: August 06, 2013, 02:40:05 PM »
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You only get one chance at this life so make the most of it .

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #2488 on: August 06, 2013, 03:18:40 PM »
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"Political Correctness is a doctrine fostered by a delusional, illogical minority, and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end." 

Well, someone had to say it!

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #2489 on: August 07, 2013, 10:52:45 AM »
I work at 'The Ministry of Silly Walks'.

But when I'm there, I have to call it the 'Spinal Injuries Unit'.........